bubbles 🫧💕

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

This whole idea that if learning isn’t miserable then it isn’t “rigorous” is such a preposterous lie.

Learning is sweet. And fun.

And feeling successful and like you CAN is the key to motivation for most.

Never forget: dopamine drives learning.

my partner: "we should have a kid so we can make THEM do chores"

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse. n.pr/4rUa1zD

Psst…. Hey….

*snuggles up next to you at the urinal and starts peeing in the same one*

“It’s not just a URinal, it’s an OURinal”

why this loaf of bread got shoes on

My favorite kinds of plants are ones that thrive on neglect

wait new pfps

YES EXACTLY

(i put those eye rolls in just for u because i know u love them)

basically what i just said 🙄🙄🙄

how does meta still even exist.

meta: “here’s our latest horror that makes everything worse”

everyone: “wow that sucks”

the government: “haha awesome, nice one mark”

you understand me so well

LET HER SLEEP, DAN

yes exactly

The police are chasing me because they’re jealous

From Tumblr back in the day: a phone message from mom with a photo of tiny kitten Tony in a bathroom sink captioned "baby sink tony" and the response: "baby sink tony!!!!!"

baby sink tony!!!!!

this is me but opposite

a john steinbeck chardonnay called karen

@profanity.accountant boob

THIS

Twin Peaks

Going to start using the word whilst just to piss people off.

ugh it pisses me off SO BAD

being in a relationship is really just about being comfortable farting around each other

horrifying, thank you

a close up image of a seal point Siamese cat's face at an unflattering angle with bad lighting

i showed u my peenar pls respond