MRSAla K LeGuin

I’m so glad chatgpt didn’t exist when I was taking women’s studies and philosophy classes in the late 90’s and early 00’s

Gonna go ahead and say that to Democrats, crime is any activity that make them uncomfortable, done by visible minorities or poor people.

I really enjoyed the book, and the movie was close in some regards, but also just…what was that even?

The fact that these people don’t understand satire is actually dangerous

Anyway, Huey Fong Sriracha Ketchup kinda sucks.

Text to the DoorDash driver when they tell me the thing I ordered isn’t available, but they do have a similar replacement that I’m half-assed boycotting because they poisoned a river at some point:
“Yeah, that’s fine. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway.”

I miss The Onion

Tell me why, when a colleague asked me how I was doing, I replied, “Pretty slammed. But in a good way.”?!

True

“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.”

Spiral-bound notebook with a picture of John Belushi from the movie Animal House, wearing a Laurel leaf crown. In the top right, “Animal House” is printed in red. Centered along the bottom quarter, TOGA!is printed in black

It’s John Belushi

After President Trump's inauguration last month, he has steadily signed a slate of executive orders to keep these education promises: combatting critical race theory, DEl, gender ideology extremism, and discrimination in admissions. President Trump has also been focused on eliminating wasteful bureaucracy and harmful programs in the federal government. To that end, today he signed [Executive Order XYZ, entitled "Eliminating the Department of Education,] which has given us a clear and final mission. We are to identify which of the Department's functions, programs, and offices are not mandated by statute, and eliminate them. This reorganization will impact staff, budgets, reporting, and more —and in coming months, we will determine how it can be accomplished with minimal delay and disruption. The President further tasked us with creating a plan to reallocate and reassign functions of the Department of Education that would be more effectively managed by other agencies. This plan will offer Congress a road map toward fulfilling the expectations of the President and the American people. The new vision—which I hope each of you will embrace going forward—can be expressed as four main convictions: Parents are the primary decision makers in their children's education. Students deserve to be protected from physical violence, racial discrimination, medical tyranny, and gender extremism ideology on campus. Postsecondary education should be a path to a well-paying career aligned with workforce needs. Taxpayer-funded education should refocus on meaningful learning: proficiency in math, reading, and core subjects, and patriotism in American history and civics. As we move to reduce the Department's middleman role in education, these four convictions must guide us toward conscientious and pragmatic action. The elimination of bureaucracy should free us, not limit us, in our pursuit of these goals Removing red tape and bureaucratic barriers will empower parents to make th

SCOOP: Now that Linda McMahon is confirmed/sworn in as secretary, Trump will be imminently issuing an executive order eliminating the Department of Education.

I’ve obtained a draft of an email that McMahon will be sending to staff re: the EO and the department’s “final mission”.

Here is a portion:

I don’t even care what your goal was with this. Fuck off.

folks, there’s good news for a change.

that anti-trans executive order sports ban won’t be a law this week; they didn’t get closer to defining trans people out of legal existence or trans women as men under the law.

this matters.

no democrats broke ranks.

thank you to everyone who called. 💜🏳️‍⚧️

it would be great if we had a democratic party willing to go out and say “this is an insane lie to get you to irrationally hate a minority group trying to just exist peacefully” rather than start throwing us under the bus and twiddling their thumbs

Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.

Millennials realized long ago that our best bet for retirement is an honorable death in the Water Wars of 2052.

Well, they only had two bullets total, so I think it might be just for show

Those alanis morrissette singles were so bulletproof that i bet you could take one line from any of them and make it worse by an order of magnitude like "i've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is in the other pocket" and it still would've been a hit

90% sure that’s John Belushi

That’s what it looks like

How long until DOGE decides half the population is “fraudulent”?

That’s a beautiful outfit!

“Honey, I Shrunk the President”

Oh no, not the landlords!!!

Ah. I’m glad to have missed it til now

But what’s the thing with boiling pizza?