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lillian‼️

@lhummus

guy who eats plastic | tip ur electricians | i’m joking til i’m serious

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So sad that 25 years ago we had an Information Superhighway but now we've got like a Disinformation Cancelled Replacement Bus Service

10.03.2026 23:33 👍 169 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 1

another 60 hour work week has hit the towers

10.03.2026 23:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go https://theonion.com/boyfriend-barely-alcoholic-as-far-as-boyfriends-go/

10.03.2026 18:00 👍 1673 🔁 76 💬 11 📌 10

i know it was a very beautiful day but i had to take a very beautiful nap instead

10.03.2026 18:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rooftop sunset 2

rooftop sunset 2

rooftop sunset 2

rooftop sunset 2

rooftop sunset 3

rooftop sunset 3

new york fucking cityyyyyyy

09.03.2026 08:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bye bye birdie but it’s about sombr instead of elvis

08.03.2026 05:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if it’s 37 degrees rn it shouldn’t be any colder for my bday that’s in over a month thank fucking god

06.03.2026 06:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

overcooking microwave mushroom risotto after smoking in the pouring rain #thursday

06.03.2026 05:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am promptly shot in the head

06.03.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love women and men….. yes i am bisexual. nonbinary people? yes, get in here. this tumblr post is for everypony

06.03.2026 03:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

it’s been two months brooooooooooooooooooo

05.03.2026 01:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’ve been avoiding port authority because the reality that she might be dead forever scares me too much

05.03.2026 01:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
lyrics to “crank” by slayyyter:
“I stay straight, I stay bad, I keep my finger on the trigger
I'm so wet, my hos mad, if I get drunk, might have to ring her
She pick up, then we fuck, I get so gay off that Tequila
I need some dick for Tuesday, let me go put out some feelers”

lyrics to “crank” by slayyyter: “I stay straight, I stay bad, I keep my finger on the trigger I'm so wet, my hos mad, if I get drunk, might have to ring her She pick up, then we fuck, I get so gay off that Tequila I need some dick for Tuesday, let me go put out some feelers”

everybody stand for your national anthem

05.03.2026 01:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tumeric pesto?

04.03.2026 06:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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hashtag burn the ice cream lid
#burntheicecreamlid

12.02.2026 01:40 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

that fucker is me i need to stay off twitter and insta stories more

12.02.2026 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That fucker is back!

That fucker is back!

12.02.2026 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

seasoned
(PLEASE ITS A BATHBOMB NOT DIRT PLEASE PLEEAEEEEEEAAA

01.02.2026 02:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did they ever get those monkeys out of the arctic or are they still going do i wannnaaa knowwwweee

28.01.2026 18:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ranking every condiment by degrees of sensuality

28.01.2026 13:44 👍 252 🔁 63 💬 60 📌 4
Preview
SEE U DANCE (feat. Rebecca Black)

open.spotify.com/track/0mxBL9...

28.01.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

she call me joey the way i brae

28.01.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the place i work the most no longer does direct deposit and only pays through zelle (at 10:52pm on a sunday). surely nothing is wrong

28.01.2026 17:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Remember back when anytime anyone posed any kind of criticism for social media, people would reply to it with this image?
Oh what a different perspective we had back then.

22.01.2026 01:16 👍 1816 🔁 149 💬 31 📌 6

“4chan in its ugliness is very human”

24.01.2026 05:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do college kids still watch rick and morty or has that moment passed

24.01.2026 04:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
patty melt with a pickle and a side of sweet potato fries

patty melt with a pickle and a side of sweet potato fries

it’s ok two days after my breakup i went to a sitdown restaurant for this exact reason

16.01.2026 03:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
kinetic pool ball sculpture in port authority

kinetic pool ball sculpture in port authority

i showed up to port authority and my beautiful wife was DEAD!!!

16.01.2026 00:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

need to take a bath….. need to become soup…..

15.01.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

While the Romans referred to The Beach Boys as ‘barbarians’ one listen to Pet Sounds will reveal that this was not the case

15.01.2026 18:09 👍 98 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0