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Dogs love to be like “you wanted to have a chill weekend? What if we went to the vet instead?”

07.03.2026 14:02 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hate it when you’re reading a book and can tell they just wanted to write a screenplay!!!

07.03.2026 01:24 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who do you think you are, I am etc etc

06.03.2026 17:10 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Google data center water estimates go public, residents in Roanoke and Botetourt react A proposed Google data center campus in Botetourt County could use between 2 million and 8 million gallons of drinking water per day, according to an executed agreement between the developer and the W...

one google data center in virginia

two million gallons of water per day

information only released under court order & risk of contempt

05.03.2026 22:13 👍 1085 🔁 727 💬 15 📌 85

My average completion has got to be under 0:25. I don’t understand why but it just clicks for me somehow. Queens, on the other hand… devastating

06.03.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gm!!!!!!

06.03.2026 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should be given some sort of prize for how good I am at LinkedIn’s Crossclimb game

06.03.2026 13:51 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1
Selfie. I’m in a blue patterned shirt. I’m standing in front of a tree with the first pink blooms appearing. I’m soiling at the camera in intense eye contact that can only be described as a smize.

Selfie. I’m in a blue patterned shirt. I’m standing in front of a tree with the first pink blooms appearing. I’m soiling at the camera in intense eye contact that can only be described as a smize.

Spring is in the air and I’m suffering

06.03.2026 13:27 👍 135 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

Gnarly book! Enjoyed it

06.03.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Book 8 in may!!!!!!!

06.03.2026 01:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot from Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket of the latter 2 Pokémon in the Sprigatito line as shiny

Screenshot from Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket of the latter 2 Pokémon in the Sprigatito line as shiny

Nearly a full lineup of shiny cats

06.03.2026 00:27 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My 9 Games | 私を構成する9つのゲーム あなたそのものである9本のゲームをシェアしよう。

my9games.com

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
3x3 grid of my favorite games: Disco Elysium, Sayonara Wild Hearts, Outer Wilds, Grim Fandango, Kentucky Route Zero, Overwatch, Secret of Monkey Island, Final Fantasy IX, Pokémon Ruby

3x3 grid of my favorite games: Disco Elysium, Sayonara Wild Hearts, Outer Wilds, Grim Fandango, Kentucky Route Zero, Overwatch, Secret of Monkey Island, Final Fantasy IX, Pokémon Ruby

Anyways can you tell I started seriously gaming in 2019

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And like… it wasn’t until she left when I realized I was doing all of her work and more being manipulated by her into thinking I was doing her a favor!! Why would I want to continue working with you!!!

05.03.2026 17:07 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of RuPaul’s post:
Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

Screenshot of RuPaul’s post: Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

Former coworker bestie who left on less than ideal terms continues to text me a year and a half later about the “cult” I work for and how there’s so much better out there all while she’s on her third job in 1.5 years

05.03.2026 17:07 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Poster for Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978

Poster for Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978

Donald Sutherland on the big screen I’m already unwell

04.03.2026 16:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The movie theater picked my suggestion for the first public staff pick showings 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

04.03.2026 16:10 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Loving the ride* that is

04.03.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reading it for a local book store’s book club and it’s a delight so far. Third of the way through and loving the Tidd

04.03.2026 00:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m holding You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White in front of a red wall.

I’m holding You Weren’t Meant to Be Human by Andrew Joseph White in front of a red wall.

Having a blast at this writhing body horror from @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social

04.03.2026 00:10 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Photo of my 49” monitor primarily covered by my Apple Music library

Photo of my 49” monitor primarily covered by my Apple Music library

I love my big ass monitor at work. I open Apple Music and that Mitski cat is staring into my soul

03.03.2026 18:30 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the American media’s obsession with aesthetics over substance isn’t just ruining the country; it’s also annoying me personally

03.03.2026 18:25 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And ykw I hope this town is happy that I had to scour their website to find a decent svg of their logo as all they had on hand was a PNG that has seen better days

03.03.2026 15:50 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aside from it just looking like a 2015 deep fried image, it added gardens and sidewalks where there are none in the plans. Now you’re gonna lie to the municipality about what’s coming? Not on my watch

03.03.2026 14:46 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Had an architect this morning who didn’t like their own rendering and sent me one they ran through GPT to make it “more exciting.” Like, that’s your entire job! It’s not that difficult to adjust lighting in the rendering program of your choice! Take some pride in your work. Jfc!!!!

03.03.2026 14:43 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not really a line when they’re just downloading an alternative instead of

03.03.2026 14:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can excuse environmental destruction and artistic theft but I draw the line at government collaboration

03.03.2026 14:39 👍 59 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1

Having done little to no exercise over the last few months, it’s kind of wild how the washer and dryer have shrunk all my clothes

01.03.2026 21:24 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lost like 20 minutes in Leaf Green because I have a habit of rolling my thumb over the four buttons when I’m idling in a game 😭

01.03.2026 15:58 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Felt like I was about to be sweat on myself 😭

28.02.2026 23:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0