Jeff Livingstone

hello I'm mental

I like this cartoon so much we paid the New Yorker the fee it requested to include it in my book.

We’ve not even had the vote 100 years. Let’s not let thing backslide.

Happy International Women’s Day, one and all.

I am the son
and heir
of a shyness
that is criminally vulgar.

Hold. If we offer any suggestion of a sale, it’ll be Real, Bayern or Barca buying, not Freiburg. Tells a tale. Give him time.

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception Everyone is ok.

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception Everyone is ok. Stay calm, everyone is safe.

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception

No drone has hit Dubai Marina. It was debris from a successful interception.

I wonder if a drone has hit Dubai Marina. Or whether it was just
debris from a successful interception.

If only loads of Dubai based accounts, including Isabel Oakeshott's, could tell me.

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"

Forgiven, Richie. Have a good one!

Ah, limited pants. You might want to look into that…

May be more difficult than pants/socks.

Once again, only criticism is five years without investing in training ground. But you knew that already. Repeatedly.

No issue. Tried to get ahead, almost put game to bed, but no freebies against good sides, and this lot will be queuing up to tear Real a new one. Terminal blows in the second half. Marmoush took his goal very well. Perhaps should have went out v Bournemouth, but we did request a team that tries, no?

“Already won” 🧐

This is the best use of social media I’ve seen. Rimmer quotes would work an almost infinite number of quotes we’ve seen over the last decade.

This is the best use of social media I’ve seen. I could use this for an almost infinite set of circumstances. Bravo.

Wolves v Everton, October 1969.

This is the most LinkedIn, Jake Humphrey, motivational lifestyle influencer bullshit I have ever read.

#Wham! fans will be excited to hear that a new documentary, 'Wham! 10 Days In China', is coming soon. Mike Christie's film pieces together “the untold story” using newly restored footage and interviews. More > bit.ly/3OWlNe7

👊🏻

One pound for one follower. I’m guessing they’ll not follow through either way.

Nah, you/we’ll be alreet.

Knowing nod to RadMac for playing Move your body by Xpansions earlier. Nice little livener on a crisp March morning.

METRO Girlfriend stabbed lover because he ate all her chips By Tanveer Mann for Metro.co.uk 6 January 2017 16:03

the energy I’m bringing to my next low satisfaction situationship

In an upstairs room now, very close to the original - bigger - gaff.

It is indeed

Rik Mayall, the sexy bastard

Happy birthday to this funny, handsome, clever, wonderful, genius man. Watching you on telly when I was younger just made me fall completely in love with comedy and I would have given anything to be up there with you!
The best. We miss you (P)Rik.

Nice work, thanks Marty.

I didn’t realise!

JUST Joni Fucking Mitchell and David Fucking Hockney

Despite current *everything*, learning that Joni Mitchell and David Hockney have an annual get together each Spring has really made my heart sing.