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If you’re not having a good day, imagine being Kristy Gnome

If you say that you don’t like Bad Bunny bc you can’t understand him, but you like Pearl Jam, you are full of shit! Bc as much as I love Eddie Vedder, whatever he’s yelling out singing his songs doesn’t match what’s on the lyrics

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Good point!

Me when I put football stickers on the chips bowl

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Yeah agree

Agree!!

What are the chances that they’re actually going to investigate and prosecute the people in the files?

Omgosh thank you!! And happy birthday to you as well 💐💖🫂 Hope you had a fantastic one!!

Thank you sweetie 💖💖🤗🤗

She needs to be primaried

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov Shame on you! You disgraceful human waste. You don’t represent WA people

Disgraceful. Eat a bag of dicks

You’re a disgrace! And you’ll be primaried. You POS!

Happy Friday muchachos! It’s ok to put tequila in your coffee and boo people mid sentence today

One thing about me is that I always learn from the mistakes of other people who took my advice

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I’d be up for that if it was egg whites. High protein!!

In 2026 give up on your dreams of being a rapper. You’re 40 and we need more plumbers

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My ex once told me no one would want me with two kids. And I had to remind him that people actually wanted me with two kids AND a husband. He stfu real quick!

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My sense of humor is like covid. Either you get it or you don’t. Period!

This man’s name is Jesse. But what I heard in my early morning brain was juicy. So I did call him juicy and now I need a new identity so I can restart my life in a cave somewhere

Happy holidays sweet friend 💖

Saw someone making dessert pasta with Nutella. And all my worst instincts have surfaced

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