Long Sam Sluggington

ahh the old roof-of-the-mouth-shredder! so sweet. so yummy. so painful

Chad Patrick (Murphy) vs the Virgin Craig (Counsell)

The Shady Cop Who Haunts Halloweentown A porn-texting police chief, a mayor posting through it all and the Oregon town that can’t let go of the 2024 election.

A romping weekend read from @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

In the small town of St. Helens, Oregon, where the news media is on life support, corruption thrived.

2,500 pages of new documents have finally revealed the clear story of what happened when Brian Greenway came for Halloweentown.

a cartoon drawing of a kangaroo holding a black object Alt: a cartoon drawing of a hooved animal taking its hooves off like gloves and discarding them

unbehooved

'The night Tottenham died' – How Spurs fans feel as threat of relegation grows

HAHAHAHAHAHA

love too drive for miles on a bridge without sight of either side

and i'll tell you why the Pilot G2 0.38 is supreme:
- the finest lines (0.38 mm)
- consistent ink flow
- doesn't smudge on my hand (lefty)
- clickable (no cap to lose)
- plastic clip cannot be bent out of shape or removed BUT is sturdy enough to resist accidental breakage
- the. best. grip.

Hamlet and Macbeth are s-tier obviously but i LOVE Coriolanus

#5
Pilot G2 0.38 blue (the .38 Special)

nos. 1, 2, 6, and 7 are all great too

mom's dad was a banker.
dad'd dad worked on the line at oldsmobile. classic pairing

past the pipes
all lined with lead
teach me to play
"YYZ"
i can tell that we are gonna be friends

walk with me
Geddy Lee
through the park
and by the tree

football chickens swirling down the pipes, so tasty

yes! YES!

YES. do it. i don't care if it means parker meadows goes to toledo

working on some SMART goals today:
Silly
Made-up
half-Assed
Really
Tiny

Backpack of Endless Goldfish Crumbs

hey now

Absolute bomb

real loggerheads know

Michigan and Hillsdale.

Gonna just pocket this one here

🍻 NEXT WEEK 🍻

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

🫂

we say “love your brother”, we don’t say it, really, but..
NIGEL: We don’t literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don’t say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don’t literally mean it, but we’re not racists.
DAVID: No, we don’t believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.

hell yeah

Hole-in-the-Intestinal-Wall Gang