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06.03.2026 03:10
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They don’t give a shit. They’re gonna be just fine, whatever happens to the rest of us. www.todayintabs.com/p/they-don-t...
In our house, we now call dryer balls "bad guy balls." Why? Because our 4yo daughter invented a game where, whenever she is in possession of bad guy balls, she becomes a bad guy, tormenting the family with gentle pranks such as hiding toys where we will be surprised to find them.
BIFF!
Those robots absolutely do NOT know how to read the room
Truth
is ... is that Falkor?
PUBLIC TO HELP DOG BITE VICTIMS --The Jersey Journal, 18 Mar 1915
I feel like the dog doesn't need any help.
"Pounds of product" is one of those phrases that just sits weird with me
Good morning! Yes, this is he
What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
I'm not against the idea actually. Mostly just saw an idea for a dumb joke in this and gave in to my lesser instincts
Oooh thanks for the tip!
Brazil would make a great story too!
In addition to that also fixing me, I am hoping for a WBC Cinderella run by the Czech team. I know nothing about the team but love the country.
A Petco display showing a "smart" litter box with a sign that says "Meet the smartest self-cleaning litter box"
I can't be the first to say this. But...
Smart litter boxes are, quite literally, the Internet of Sh*t
CatTV Cribs
You can have your boy kibble or your girl dinner, but you can't have both
I'm going to offer up the nickname "Effin'" for this pitcher, as in Scott "Effin'" Blewett. The more profane option is there, too, but I'm trying to keep this a family-friendly bit
Update: Just look at this hardened criminal
Mf'er said timeliness
Screenshot of headlines: The Secret to Keeping My Toilet Stain-Free Is in the Kitchen 11 Surprising Things You Can Put in Your Dishwasher
Nicely done
This is a timeliness cleanse and reading the alt text counts as therapy
Wow, a 3-day break from social media has done me a world of goo--
[The briefest of glances at my Following feed]
...
I feel like this needs another shot
Free idea for a crossover cover band: Fountains of Ween
Who says no?
Wishing a little bit of Bao for all of you tomorrow
“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better
May your evening be slanted and enchanted
Just take all my money, BECU. I already bank with you