DAVID DASTMALCHIAN
@misskittyf
Bitch, Lover, Child, Cat Mother. I also write, do crafts, and be gay. Will occasionally post spicy (35, MDNI), but usually just yelling about fictional idiots. AuDHD. Your friendly neighborhood polyamorous bisexual lesbian. She/Her. linktr.ee/aleckwold
DAVID DASTMALCHIAN
While I have your attention, this is ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
A full body picture of a half-elf sorceress wearing an ombrΓ© dress going from magenta to black. Itβs slit up to her thigh, showing one leg off. Her hip is cocked to the side, one hand on it, the other conjuring black and purple magic. Her hair is red and a crown of jewels in a rainbow sits on her head. She is smiling.
Yeah, so it was my birthday this week. Itβs been a terrible week/year/several years. If anyone wants to get me a present, Iβd love a job. π
I mean, wouldnβt you like to have some art like this?
Jadeβs just trying to do her job and she gets dragged into some weird supernatural bullshit.
Every time thereβs a gorgeous naked woman in this series, I just think of the person who called David Lynch a respectable pervert. Cause theyβre not wrong.
My Pomeranian Crunchwrap with eyebrows added onto her (with nontoxic black eyeshadow)
did you know? you can just put eyebrows on a dog if you want
Ahhh, I see! Unfortunately that edit is not the one on Paramount+, but I could see how much that would hit.
Anyone have a good list of character development questions that they swear by?
Donβt lie, Shelly. James has never been cool.
I probably would have watched them together, but I admittedly watched the first part at like 2 am.
Now what the fuck is she doing thereβ¦
@hackintimseeley.bsky.social
I watched episode 1 sometime last week, on episode 2 now.
Christina Chang, I need you to channel some of that Yuna Hollander energy to make this a reality.
Seeing Laura in the Black Lodge 25 years later has me emotional because the only way she got to grow old was basically being trapped in Hell.
I think I saw them at Walgreens the other day
Having a sexy* Friday night.
*eating Taco Bell and watching Twin Peaks: The Return
Excited to announce that i was invited to the Parlor Room π²https://youtu.be/Y3snSLxYk_4?si=_ZU4UFnx09JL0WbT
Tbh, like that was just very stupid!
This literally happened to me in a Discord server today after I posted that pic of Amber Glenn and Connor Storrie
The ballet and opera community coming together to absolutely roast Timothee Chalamet is extremely funny ngl
Alysaβs impact
SHOHEI OHTANI GRAND SLAM
I canβt support the Mets cause I come from an Atlanta background even though I shifted my baseball allegiance to Toronto, but damn, that is a pretty hat.
β¦dammit, Iβm vibing with the new Harry Styles album.
LORE ACCURATE PITTSBURGH.
The case of Heated Rivalry at the GLAAD Awards with Amber Glenn and Jonathan Bennett. Christina Chang is wearing Amberβs Olympic Gold Medal
The case of Heated Rivalry at the GLAAD Awards with Amber Glenn and Jonathan Bennett. Jacob Tierney is wearing Amberβs Olympic Gold Medal
The case of Heated Rivalry at the GLAAD Awards with Amber Glenn and Jonathan Bennett. Jacob Tierney is wearing Amberβs Olympic Gold Medal
What a fucking time to be alive.
β¦Yβall, I think I manifested this on pure accident.