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@carpetbenzo

word salad ditch witch and 10/10 muddiest goose https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=any&user_id=a_birdfriend&verifiable=any https://archiveofourown.org/users/a_birdfriend/works https://abirdfriend.wixsite.com/dream-flesh

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the living world is still so vibrant if you know where to look. don't miss out

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think it's selfish to smell bad and saintly to rip ass

05.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ”πŸ‘€you petiole.

05.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hush. i will be botanizing you soon

05.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Experimenting with various Eldritch invocations and summoned what I'm calling a Glocknado

02.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im being corrupted by characters the television such as blue hubnard on succlaimed soap popera " crappers' tide "

02.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nations of world gotta see them eggs

27.02.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me: echo echo bravo. light em up boyz. i wanna see chevrons on every garage door
Spank Leighton of the 101st Mushy Berries: like the nineteen 90s ?
me: like goin to granmam house.

27.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bends and twists your shit into a pretzel

24.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i attended a vanilla ice show in kankakee illinois in 2015

24.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

scientists do big ultrasound on pregnant godzilla

23.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Flowers get excited when the bees arrive.

19.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shortly after World War II, I was a slender hound in a small Polish village. Although I was often hungry, my presence eased people's burdens and I was never mistreated.

29.01.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my capricorn moon is crashing out cause my aries sun is a doofy squash

19.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

college: when every one finally became cool.
my early 30s: when every one finally attuning my vibrational essence to herbace and woody ornamental, vegble garden , and integrated peps management.

16.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the little machines of the world sicken me

15.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

please call me Hey You Slut. ma'am is my mother

15.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

your ladys foot should never be cold and alone. get to roobnin'

13.02.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whutaplant wants. whutaplant needs. watever makes him greenie sets U free.

12.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting real into drinking from streams and peering around furtively

12.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

my mind whirls with concepts. behold: all the days workadoodle and get car wash.#adulting

11.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Q]
Is the world really gonna end on Weds.?
I'm so scared.
Please cheer me up.
:(

[A]
Do you wantabraptured
You need to get ready,there are signs pointing towards the END of DAYS

[2008]

11.02.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lost count grow a new one every time theres a miracle

10.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am a woman with legs

09.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

languidcleric420: icould give you my hot medical tea ?
me: there r animal talking in my soul
yungabsalom: yea ill take your roobush packet watever U got .
me: i said the gazelle is beckoning
yungabsalom: im trying too order miss.
me: the green parrot reads a scroll of gentlemans concern tho.

02.02.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain

31.01.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 2302 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3

she's like i forgot about my tea it's cold and im in a tizzy now

31.01.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cottagecore straight edge dwarf. say that five times fast

31.01.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water. you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water but im not alowed to do aboutit, because there telling me i need to hang my clothes in rainbow order.

26.01.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the senses do determine the reality of our various posts. for instance i am hearing little animals all around me

23.01.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0