Kingsleigh

sounds like you make a bag then don't have to work no more...seems pretty good...........

You become CEO and then give me half the profit money for giving you the idea

i have perfect futuresight and one day TVs won't let you mute while ads play

I love Dragon Age

YOU KNOW WHAT maybe i WILL floss everyday if only to PROVE to the dentist that I am bleeding because of the sharp metal objects being scraped in my mouth violently and not because I do not floss 😔✊

Fear that I'm the personality hire with also no personality

Happy Chinese new year but ALSO HAPPY 15 ANNIVERSARY TO CHIEF MOUSER LARRY

👍 #oilpainting #sketchbook

I give up I'm going back to soundgoodizer

I’ve got a very rare Charizard Pokemon card if anyone wants to trade for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Once, getting back on the tour bus in Japan I said ただいま! (I'm back!) And the bus driver nodded and said おかえり! (Welcome back!) And I'm pretty sure that is where I peaked ever since

When people call me organized that scares me because my system is the equivalent of shoving everything into a closet so the mess is just not visible

Playing E33 is like saying 'I play games to destress' and then being stressed out of your mind for 2 solid hours

Can skinny jeans come back yet because having gangly long limbs is possibly my only strength in this life

🎵Bon, bon, bon, bon🎵

@callistakingsleigh.bsky.social
#alienstage #ALNST #kingsleighART

Wake up dead man was so good...everybody should watch it

I have a very vivid memory of holding my cat and singing Bo Burnham's "That's how the world works" and my step brother running down the stairs shouting "STOP RADICALIZING OUR CAT"

If you're ever writing fiction and you think 'i can't name it that it's too on the nose' think of how we name birds irl. That black bird with red wings? Red-winged blackbird. There's a whole family of green birds called Vireos which translates loosely to 'I am green'.

Why I, the most socially anxious and awkward one of the bunch, am continuously put in charge of the social icebreakers is beyond me

"Help! Help! People aren't making enough mistakes and using our app for FREE! What do we do??"
-Duolingo, probably

Diane Keaton (1946–2025)

Why pay for things to be professionally done when I can do it MYSELF, POORLY, for FREE

Learning that the CEO of this website reads books from the middle to skip the "boring" parts really clarified the whole project for me tbh.

Seeing the YouTube skip ad button morph into a 'next' button....so instead you now have to move to the next ad in line...fills me with so much despair

THE DEMON SLAYER MOVIE WAS EVERYTHING I DREAMED

14. Chopshop (Robots Complete Score) YouTube video by OfficialMovieSoundtrack

Everybody is sleeping on the Villain song from Robots (2004)

youtu.be/S4sEcYxG2f8?...

My secret? I like shawarma with No Sauce, completely dry, but whenever I try to order it the look I get is so scatheing I get scared back into ordering the sauce

@callistakingsleigh.bsky.social
call me when you break up,,,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=15DL...

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you