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Peripatetic postdoctoral scholar, researching the medieval Armenian Alexander Romance and 19th-century Caucasus cosmopolitanism. Films, trains, British. They/them.

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Satirical map illustrating the ongoing Strait of Hormuz crisis in March 2026. References Super Mario video game series ("Collect star," "Power through while invulnerable") mocking unserious responses to the situation (such as digging a 100km canal).

Satirical map illustrating the ongoing Strait of Hormuz crisis in March 2026. References Super Mario video game series ("Collect star," "Power through while invulnerable") mocking unserious responses to the situation (such as digging a 100km canal).

13.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 13727 πŸ” 3489 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 116

if you don't want to spend time reading and thinking about other people's research, a PhD is not for you

13.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love it so much, it's so unrelentingly funny (well, it relents with some Beria stuff, but you can't avoid that)

13.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling stressed this week, pursuing entertaining stuff, mostly successfully! #LetterboxdFriday πŸ“½οΈ #LastFourWatched

13.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A fantastic, beautiful film, on top of the fortuitous survival story. I hope all the Dr Who fans have a great time seeing these thought-lost eps.

13.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finding old Dr Who eps in someone's film collection is very, very cool from a film preservation/survival perspective, which is about where my interest ends as a non Dr Who enthusiast. Makes me think about Iranian film Chess of the Wind (1976), thought lost and then rediscovered by chance.

13.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps

13.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 2053 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15

🫑🫑🫑🫑

13.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do you know about the Iranian film Chess of the Wind (1976), which was thought lost after a state ban and destruction of negatives and prints, until a negative was rediscovered in a junk shop? it's a great film, on top of the incredibly fortuitous survival story

13.03.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nearly three-quarters of England’s woods inaccessible to public, study finds Exclusive: Campaigners call for government to introduce right-to-roam bill that allows people to walk around their local woodlands

"While in opposition, Labour committed to a Scottish-style right to roam, under which anyone could walk around the countryside as long as they left no trace and did not disturb farmland. After being lobbied by landowner groups, the party U-turned on this."

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

13.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nearly three-quarters of England’s woods inaccessible to public, study finds Exclusive: Campaigners call for government to introduce right-to-roam bill that allows people to walk around their local woodlands

If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise... most of them are closed off to the public.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

13.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

that sounds so nice :3

12.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Should do this as a double-bill with John Wick. Get you in the mindset.

12.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow, that is simply evil

12.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the importance the film places on going for a hike in the woods.

12.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching Bong Joon-ho's first feature film, about a guy who kills dogs, and while parts of it are undeniably funny, every time this guy goes for a dog I think about my cat and want to climb into the film, armed.

12.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Fitzcarraldo

Fitzcarraldo

Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1588 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 23
Far Side cartoon showing a liner with a party taking place on board sailing towards some floating mines and a small boat apparently manned by pirates with a machine gun. There is a warship in the distance. It’s dated 12/6/87 and captioned β€œThrough a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”

Far Side cartoon showing a liner with a party taking place on board sailing towards some floating mines and a small boat apparently manned by pirates with a machine gun. There is a warship in the distance. It’s dated 12/6/87 and captioned β€œThrough a gross navigational error, the Love Boat steams into the Strait of Hormuz”

Unexpected bit of pop culture prescience…

12.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 837 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

Sorcerer (1977), Dir. William Friedkin

12.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 2019 πŸ” 429 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

12.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 7380 πŸ” 2072 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 148

two birds with one stone, really

12.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maintaining my hyper-online inner monologue as I fall unconscious under a medieval-looking hedge and die

12.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all I can think is that this woman is going to die of exposure (walking around in a sodden rag? too exhausted to shiver? extremities going numb? why is this all chatty modern hyperbole and not the last hours of a person's life)

12.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The fish and the otters in particular. They're so good. They do also have people on them (no monarchy! Nan Shepherd on the fiver, which is cool).

11.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad we're getting animals on the Bank of England bank notes, simply because I've loved the Royal Bank of Scotland ones for years and wanted the ones down here to be so lovely.

11.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

when I saw we're getting animals down here, I just thought that someone wanted to replicate how lovely the RBS ones are

11.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what a banger

11.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coin used as Leeds bus fare was 2,000‑year‑old currency The coin was handed down to Peter Edwards from his grandfather in the 1950s.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

09.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 2295 πŸ” 661 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 40

Mohamed Atta boarded an American Airlines flight for what could have been a peaceful flight to LA....

10.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0