Dad: “See, Trump’s not so bad. Look at this picture of him and Slash!” (Shows me picture of Trump and Kid Rock, then has to listen to me lecture that no one in Guns N Roses would ever support Trump and that the band has actually sent cease and desist letters to his campaign for unauthori—)
Oh the irony of Republicans celebrating Hunter Biden charges which would not be possible without gun control laws.
I had a dream that I was awake and getting ready for work and then I was late to work.
Can someone watching Bachelorette Men Tell All confirm if James is wearing an ascot?
Try to think of it this way… I’m voting for the whole ticket. Including Kamala. I’m not saying I want anything to happen to Joe but well, he’s old.
Gloria Estefan is pretty bossy if you think about it.
That’s what I’ve been doing wrong. I should be singing “Melissa Guisti” before I speak.
Lol that’s amazing
Between the Barbie movie and the P!nk concert, I’ve been around a lot of middle-aged women in Pink this week.
I like to think they had knitting needle sword fight.
Oh good. I didn’t know how I was going to carry out that threat.
If she doesn’t choose Dotun, I will burn the Bachelor mansion to the ground.
Bachelorette producers: I mean, we’ve done bungee jumping, zero gravity planes, speedboating. We’re just out of ideas.
PA (jokingly): we could always have them go out and knit.
Producers: YES! Let’s do it!
PA: I was jok…
Producers: Scope out a good yarn store in Cleveland!
Apple didn’t just fall. It jet propelled from the tree.
How was Joey able to become such a beacon of positive energy when his family managed to completely bum me out in ten minutes?
I know! Are hashtags a thing here? I already found out that I don’t know how to video. I originally wanted to post her eyeroll which was perfection.
When you give Ethel the wrong answer. #theBachelorette
Will be taking bluesky Bachelorette live skeets for a test spin during Hometowns tonight. That sentence is complete nonsense, but you know what I mean.
