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If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, where are enbies like me from? Can I claim Saturn for us? 🪐✨

Napkins wishes you a comfy cozy #caturday 💜✨

We had our first storm of the season last night! Lightning and everything!

Rewatching TNBA as an adult and still absolutely loving these two 💜✨

And for the lady, perhaps copious amounts of fanfiction because the real world sucks lately?

OMG FOR REAL

I'm sorry, but if you're an adult who can't even use the correct you're/your or the proper it's/its, I have no intention of listening to what you have to say. Oh, wait, no, I'm not sorry at all 💜

When I go to feed the boys their dinner, I sigh "all right" to myself before I get up. Napkins seems to know that that means it's time to eat! What a smart guy! 😂

I'll never understand the "your cat will eat you!" people. So what? I'll be dead, and I'd much rather they eat me than starve!

My favorite little luxury is having a warm blanket that's big enough for me to stretch out under without worrying that my feet are gonna poke out 💜✨

To the people asking, "is it spicy?" about books with teenage characters: Seek help. You're gross. Those are children.

Apparently my niece got suspended for punching some bully who was picking on her girlfriend. Violence isn't the answer, I know, but I'm honestly so proud of her for standing up to bigotry. Some of the kids are all right💜✨

Do you suppose it's easier for him to think with his head tipped like that? Lol

Daily affirmation: The world is cruel. I will do my best not to be.

Reminder: Don't pirate books. It's not like pirating movies, where it's not gonna hurt anyone. Pirating books is literally taking food out of writers' mouths. Go to the library or borrow a friend's copy.

If an author gets a book featured in Fairy Loot or Owl Crate or any of the pretty special edition kinda boxes, they get a free copy, right?

I don't like to reuse names between projects, but I'm so tempted to call my male characters Angel. It's my favorite name! It's okay to reuse names in short stories, right?

Death seems to be a common theme in my writing. One of my most popular fics involves a cartel member being haunted by one of his capos. Another involves a dead girl waiting for Death Itself to fetch her. Wonder what that says about me?

So Dude got the day off today because his workplace flooded. The reason? One of the employees was flushing tampons down the toilet. Which, like, doesn't everyone know you're not supposed to do that? We were taught not to in third grade sex ed!

Same!!

There's nothing better than the rare moments when they actually get along! 🥺💜

Is there any greater betrayal than when your chemistry changes and suddenly your perfume smells totally different? 😭

You ever get flashes in your head of what your WIP would look like as a movie? Because I just got the most beautiful vision of my MC wandering the town at night while the streets are rain-slick and lit up neon.

I love seeing what everyone comes up with for #unhingedpitch, but I've been masking for so long that I can no longer access my unhinged side 😅😂

Hey, writers! What's the last thing you googled for your WIP? Mine was helmet laws in 1988!

I hear it can be helpful to do a hands-off read of your WIP. Make it read-only, and just read it as a reader. Might have to give it a try!

Periodic reminder that audiobooks and graphic novels absolutely count towards your reading goals 💜✨

The problem I have with writing contemporary is that it ages So Quickly. Like, so many references are gonna lose relevance by the time the book gets published! Let me write 80s books so I can make my references intentionally dated!

Napkins comes running any time he hears the crinkling of a chip bag, but for some reason, he's extra wild about cheesy puffs! 😂

It's so funny to me that writing fanfiction is considered a cringe teenage hobby, but all the fic writers I know are adults who could write circles around the likes of CoHo or SJM.