Джем

Can I come over?

I’d rather steal a bag of sand

Not on my watch

It’s because she’s horrifying

It’s one of those cases where I’ve been shocked to learn people weren’t joking

That’s easy

See, it’s the only conclusion a person could come to

Have you watched Green Porno?

Light in the loafers. We know!

We manufacture reality

Do you want to see mine?

The masonic temple here keeps hosting raves

On this topic, are they a cold gray or warm gray?

Да! пожалуйста!

Да

You’re right and you should say it

Oh hey it’s the world’s sweetest boy

He looks kinda like :-|

Can we ride bikes?

Me when I’m about to write something down

I’ll take it

You’ll figure it out

I’m gonna need a soft pretzel

Is it better yet?

I feel like there’s probably a few more out there

You die, boss, you die.

Totally

All of it, of course

What she should do is get hit by a bus

😵😍