“The plural of wizard is war”
26.02.2026 21:01
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“The plural of wizard is war”
at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology
Macbeth: SHIT
Sorry meant American revolution*
people can watch Ken Burns Civil War FOR FREE!
Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
This is really excellent, glad to see you given the space to go big with this @jamellebouie.net www.nytimes.com/video/opinio...
what was the first?
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
"He's an immortal avatar of a moral absolute, he sees everything, he brings gifts, Elves help create the gifts and ensure they match the fleeting mortal desires of the recipients," I mean come on
How much lemonade that kills you did you drink?
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
AGAIN.
“Birdwatching, not unlike pickup basketball, does rest upon a certain code of honor in self reporting fouls/fowls… as it were.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *thunderous applause*
Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind." Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'" Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
Fossil build
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
The fellowship of the ring examining the Door of Durin as a tentacle creeps undetected toward Frodo
Here’s The Doors of Durin for #tolktober !
( @lri.bsky.social also did one!)
Two frames from a scene in Lord of the rings. Frodo, waking up, hears gandalf say "you are in the house of Elrond, and it's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th if you want to know."
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.
taking money from Big Cheese I see.
More stolen valor by MM?
Have you ever been the Queens Museum?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panoram...
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Have the plums in the icebox for breakfast. They're delicious. So sweet and so cold.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…
Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"
Quote of a quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: insightful, daring, bold. High art.
quote of a comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: tedious. unnecessary. low art
Comment on a skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: definitely art
Skeet of a photo of a comic strip with author commentary: not art
kids these days don't know the deep lore.
