I wasn't programmed by cunts?
07.03.2026 19:50
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I wasn't programmed by cunts?
Retro bandwagon meets internet bandwagon. Can they both lose?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IMPERFECT?!
Things I Do Not Like, From My Direct and Personal Experience, ranked:
1. Banana lollies
2. Musk Sticks
3. Earthquakes
4. War
5. Transphobia
6. Sexual assault
7. Springbokkies (ask a South African friend, then kill them)
8. Musicals
9. People who are cruel to cats
10. Open Mic nights
Oh no sorry I didn't actually care who he is! Because, um... Cunt.
Aka rule no. 1: don't be a dick.
Who's this bloke and why's he dressed like a cunt?
A screenshot of a WhatsApp message. The text reads "if you meet Buddha on the road, go to the pub". The recipient has sent a heart react.
Wake up babe new epitaph just dropped
A very dear First Nations friend very gently smacked me about the head once and said "you don't get to decide". Because justice and reconciliation means people get to be their own special kind of dickhead.
I guess the important thing is how you feel?
I like right a lot, but I think maybe left?
Fuck Stephen Patrick Morrissey, the racist prick.
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.
ah fuck man. I missed all of that. I'm so sorry.
Why does Nazi Rasputin get a vote?
Chiitan gets it. Why don't you get it? Oh, that's right - you're a bad person and Chiitan is a good person.
I guess I shouldn't still be surprised when metafilter has A Big Feeling about being told that many people in the world are not, in fact, American.
Wankers. Fucking murderous, provably insane wankers.
I think that in the "what kind of sounds do you create?" section you ought to include a category for sound design for theatre, contemporary dance, and/or live entertainment, or at least an 'other' textbox. As a discipline it is very different to live music, screen media, or game audio...
I'd like to remind Sam Altman to fuck all the way off, and when he fucks all the way off to Fuckanistan he can turn around and fuck all the way back again. Hopefully he'll meet his mobile fucking corpse on the journey back and go fuck himself as well.
Chiitan gets it.
It's not fuckin difficult, folks.
I WALK THE LINE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL
2x Indomie Hot & Spicy Mi Goreng, 1x Indomie Rasa Ayam, stir through 1tbsp crunchy peanut butter.
Come
Come with me
We'll run into the night
Come
Come and see
Sweet memories
Of light
You grow up fast
You grow up mean
Your fists get hard
And your wits get keen
Try not to lose yourself
I'm way past trying
I'm way past caring
I'm way past hoping
Try not to lose yourself
You're always needing
You're always hoping
Wash away your tears
Try not to lose yourself
But I'm ant-hropomorphising them. They don't get sick coz they have anty-bodies. Although they never go where I tell them to, because of their ant-ipathy.
Sorry. All of those were a bit of an anty-climax
Oh fuck off 'handsome prince'. Sweaty nonce is as sweaty nonce does.
That's so fucked up, @okwonga.bsky.social . I'm sorry.
Spending the afternoon having an asthma attack and listening to NOMEANSNO.
Probably this means something.