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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin

@glassduster

Currently not aubrey plaza on twitter. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.

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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin

27.02.2026 23:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*flirtatiously* I have comprehensively failed at life and want to die

27.02.2026 22:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Piss should change colors with more frequency and variation

27.02.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gay

27.02.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 22:40 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2

What if like a deathclaw had a big old pair of boobies

12.02.2026 15:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.02.2026 21:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.02.2026 21:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All of my mutuals are plotting to kill me for my treasure hoard

11.02.2026 21:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.02.2026 21:37 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

E

11.02.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is me every dang old day of my dang old life

11.02.2026 21:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just the one I put over my head before I lost conscious

11.02.2026 06:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello my friends sorry for disappearing I was on a magical adventure in a magical fantasy kingdom only accessible through my closet

10.02.2026 23:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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05.02.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.02.2026 14:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have some unfortunate news about where I’m posting from 😔

25.01.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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24.01.2026 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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24.01.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My first instinct was to cut it all off but I was scared, should I do that next time

24.01.2026 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been pooping again

24.01.2026 03:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please make sure to share your results for science

23.01.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I look at naked ladies on the internet my special zone starts to feel funny

23.01.2026 14:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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22.01.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was going to gradually build up to a 6 7 joke but I don’t have that dawg in me today

22.01.2026 22:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about 64 degrees

22.01.2026 20:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

medium sized bosoms

22.01.2026 20:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I used to want other things like a house and a family but it’s important in life to manage your expectations and be realistic

20.01.2026 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All I want out of life is for a’ja wilson to hit me with her car

20.01.2026 03:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need a thick bih to shoot me in the head with an anti-material rifle

18.01.2026 23:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0