Guilty πββοΈ
Guilty πββοΈ
i want you
this deserves an award
I'm not seeing 2026
Completely reasonable
SHE SENDS ME THIS UNPROMPTED
bluesky DM: Them: hello Me: Help! I've been kidnapped by ISIS!
bluesky DM: Them: Hello, do you like art? Me: I love art! Sorry, might be slow to a reply. Dealing with a bit of a situation over here Them: would you like to view my portfolio please? Me: Oh definitely. Unfortunately I'm in the middle of being kidnapped by ISIS :( Them: okay
bluesky DM: Me: I'm being held captive by ISIS Them: omg no thats not funny dont say that lol so whats ur city Me: Well, its hard to tell with the blag bag over my head. I'm going to guess like, Kabul? Them: omg stopppp lol no not kabul
bluesky DM: Them: Hello friend ππ Them: How are you doing? Me: Well, not great
not helpful!
H e lp. The week JUST started.
a dm about how many clones i would want of myself and i answered 0 iβm a nightmare.
they asked..
A screenshot of a DM between me and @emilyhagerty.bsky.social, a scammer and/or bot account. The message reads "Hey! I really like your face and If you mind you could be my inspiring muse for an art project(the authenticity human facial emotion and expressions) iβm working on for a client. You will totally get paid for it as well and as a bonus." I wanted to mess with them, so I said "You are a liar and God will punish you for your sins"
I'm just gonna start being extra with some of these spammers before I block them. As a little treat.
DM conversation between me and a sad person reads your a fag right (Actually it's you're) You guys on the left are to easy to trigger and fun to bully Did I invade your save space (Actually it's safe space)
Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.
Ur ass is huge - from a fan on Grindr
we love fan mail π
HOT DATE CONFIRMED
A text conversation between 2 people: 1: babe i was busy 2: ohh I'm sorry 1: no it's ok abby 1: baby* 1: oo god here we go 2: who's abby? 1: yep there it is 2: who's abby????
Well, damnit
me on here lately
Merry Christmas to only this scam job recruiter
DMs i received "if your a virgin i'll kill myself" "you're fuck"
i get such funny DMs sometimes
Grindr chat: Saturday Wanna fuck 6:00 PM Today Is you're job hiring
#traffictwt #trafficsky
Now what if I say scarian....
"chat is this rizz"
funniest text i have ever received