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Liven things up this year by asking your grandparents if they ever got on the naughty list for ankle stuff 🏆👑 Congratulations @aliciaagain4.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Chucky’s mad, but I would be too. He’s been in overalls since the 80s.
In an ideal world, people’s outsides would match their insides.
my favorite part of rock bottom are all the pretty rocks
Things are falling apart as planned.
I feel like "MAGAsplaining" should be a word.
Don't forget to be an asshole in the internet today
Everything is awful, find joy wherever you can. 💜💙🩵🩷❤️
When ghosts are unemployed, they go job haunting.
If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.
Be my peace or gtfo
Beethoven alive: Composer
Beethoven dead: Decomposer
Have your demons summon my demons.
All baseball players should wear brown pants. That way they won’t look so dirty every time they slide.
I like to set the mood by playing the steel drums.
Her eyes were cloudy...like a Waffle House window.
I see you just posted something inspirational.
First time on the internet?
I’m starting to suspect the government doesn’t want what’s best for me
stainless steel dishwasher with a sign that says dirty
calm down, dishwasher
good morning text from my favorite bird at the feeder
A blonde girl in a Halloween costume of emerald dress and black cloak. She has fake rope around her waist, neck, and wrists. There's straw and painted flames around the bottom of her outfit, creating the effect of her being burnt at the stake.
The theme was "What are you going to be when you grow up?"
People say I'm unemotional but I'm pretty sure resentment is an emotion.
if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that
I hate when my ex walks up while I'm performing witchcraft.
Hi my name is Kim and I’m a nervous wreck. It’s been 2 hours since I asked someone wtf are you staring at
The problem with this country is the lines to buy a lottery ticket are longer than the lines to vote.
Sometimes you just need to sit down and have a good, long talk with yourself. You may be surprised by what you learn.
Years ago I was told I didn't know what I wanted. I still don't, but I know it's not this.