Quest Abandoner

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you

Bro is holding these truths to be self evident 🤣

We were supposed to ambush the yeomanry in the orchard but we ate too many apples and fell asleep in the shade

How do people expect anyone to solve riddles, with their distracting rhymes and delicate metaphors?

I have developed the world's first hover car, after months of tireless effort

Blue guys painting

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing

it's the men, general. their faith erodes as if abraded by a thousand poison tides, each bearing a more seditious whisper than the last; it's.. it's the apple, sir. you've been in your tent for days, boiling that same apple over and over. we hear you singing to it, calling it your 'Steaming Samuel',

sleepy biscuits

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 • 𝟣𝗆

I’m doing a thankless job rn

can i test some spells on u

I'm so sorry for your loss. My thoughts are with you, my friend🫂

a hearty breakfast of steamed toast

inspecting the flows, sampling the flows, nurturing flows

my advice for any young deweys out there.. get yourself a decimal system

Treasure hunters should check out large amounts of silver and jewels

*ozzy osbourne voice*
I'm staying on the rails like a happy train

(Trying to comfort the new guy at the siege) They say you don't hear the ballista bolt that hits you

Go forth my pretties

Wizards

Practicing a bunch of noses in the hallowed presence of some smells

Noses innit

found some really old ball point pen drawings in the computer

developing a scheme where I doze off under a leafy arbor in six months or less

(New coworker jumps suddenly startled) oh that’s ominous Susan she likes to emerge from the shadows.. HR are trying to transfer her to a darker realm

Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow

stuff I made yesterday: tattoo design and beef pot roast sandwich

do you accept the goblin's 7 Day Free Trial

My fisherman homie Mainly Bycatch has not been having a good year

Creek Mythology

Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns