stretch marks?? you mean one of the many varied and wonderful textures of skin??
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stretch marks?? you mean one of the many varied and wonderful textures of skin??
adjusting to getting up at 6am is crazy
just heard a trans woman say she doesn’t enjoy lou reed. she just set us back 10 years and she cannot even begin to comprehend how fucked we are now because of this
they all love erring on the side of making my day worse
ugh dude my jaw is tense can you help stretch it for me. With your penusb
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
why the fuck do ppl feel the need to shittalk schizophrenic people as soon as they leave a room. theyre mentally ill you dont have to like comment on their lack of decorum you utter scumbag
phone is cigarette for eyes :)
Isaac @isaacturnersong • 9h *scrolling through timeline" Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission. Irrelevant to my mission.
love the aging tvs lol
the weather was nice!
i would say the main difference so far is that they pulled the fire alarm
mmm, egg and cheese,,
Portrait of Victor Chocquet
Portrait of Victor Chocquet, 1877
https://botfrens.com/collections/43/contents/11942
X files the X- Files its a little alien kid baby who says "agent moldar i throwed up" agent Fox Mulder
Love blimps. So nice to see a plump airship heave fatly through the sky
vaguely nauseous all morning but 6th graders are low-key like 3rd graders but bigger
cute :3
I reckon everyone is nervous 'round me on account of me being buxom 'n all, Buxom Beth they call me *takes out six shooter and misses all six shots trying to hit a bottle a few feet away* well actually they call me Lousy Shot Luanne but I ain't pay them no mind, on account of me being buxom 'n all
Broke: I love Winona Ryder, she was so good in stranger things
Woke: I had such a crush on Winona Ryder seeing Heathers as a teenager
Bespoke: Save me Winona Ryder in Alien Resurrection, Winona Ryder in Alien Resurrection save me
A group of cultists kneel in front of a chopping block blushing, above them hangs the poster of the Acéphale
yet another classic example of the top shortage,,,
fr!!!!
Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs
Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/
or, we can hang one evening and i'll give the two of you a powerpoint presentation
if i have any good ideas i will write them out on paper and mail them to you
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first day new job tomorrow tell me i will do so so well
it is!!!!