Whenever I see Ethan Hawke in recent interviews, I think, oh that goatee he has is super cool.
And then I grow one and it makes me look like I should have an ankle bracelet.
Two small white dogs on unmade bed.
In case anyone needs it right now. Here are my two small dogs on a very unmade bed.
Utter wankers.
But they’re my wankers.
IRL: I found Heat tedious. Loved The Keep and Manhunter, though. Unfollow me if you want to.
At least Heat 2 is coming out.
Maybe I’ll release some records this year. Who knows..?
Good strategy. Next time I get a spur of the moment tattoo, I might even get something to that effect inked. #yolo
Repress it. Vile. Even peak Bryan Brown can’t save it.
I’ve been trying to immerse myself in happy media to distract from the world, so I watched Cocktail (1988) with my Dad. And now I wanna fucking stab my eyes out.
The price of eggs, though.
Diving into some classic Doctor Who.
The Happiness Patrol.
Remember watching it as kid, when it was first shown.
The Kandyman kills people with confectionary.
There’s a rat dog the kills people.
Unhappy people are executed.
No wonder I’m fucked up as an adult.
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Cocaine, judging by the editing and the soundtrack.
‘What blood was it? Human? Goat? Chicken?’
‘Chicken. Definitely chicken.’
‘Are you certain?’
‘It was finger lickin’ good.’
I’ve been thinking about that line all day. The only was she could’ve known it was sacrificial blood was for to have seen the sacrifice. In which case, she should’ve said something like, ‘I just seen a fucking sacrifice!’
Blood Sabbath (1972).
Love a bit of low budget ‘70s folk horror. But this… nah.
Even the soundtrack was naff.
‘It’s David. He came into the cave with blood all over him. Sacrificial blood.’
I often make a point to note whether any blood I encounter is sacrificial or just, like, regular.
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My 8 yo son just asked what a republican was. I tried to explain. Thought I did a shit job, but then he goes, ‘So, like Mr Burns, yeah?’
I like that Cruz Beckham song. It’s what I put on when I’m fucking and I don’t want to come.
Did Little Mix break up?
I’m not great at socialising.
We didn’t chat much after that.
While we’re on the topic. Bloke last night talking to me about writing. ‘You worried about AI?’ he asked.
And I’m like, ‘I have this new short called This Little Piggy, and if AI can get that warped, we’re fucked as a species.’
‘Saying the quiet part out loud.’
Can it.
Fucking idiotic phrase. Means nothing. But it’s ubiquitous now cos everyone’s using lazy AI crap.
I’m a shit driver but a decent cook.
I also prefer Predator 2 over Predator 1. So here we are.
The only Star Wars TV stuff I’ve enjoyed is Book Of Boba Fett, that one episode of Obi Wan that was like Blade Runner, and Droids. I thought everything else was tedious. I’ve tried to watch Andor about 5 times, but the only thing appealing to me is Diego Luna’s cheekbones.
I guess now I know why a bunch of people have no problem with Rock & Roll Part 2 being played at US sporting events.
Quelque chose arrive.
Bientôt.
Shame. From the trailer it looked completely bananas.
Old wooden bagatelle board with nails in it.
Alternative pinhead origin story.
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Cannot wait!
Never seen Phantasm before. Fucking weird, innit?
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