Reform fury as someone else wins
by Our By-election Editor
Tim Shipsink
The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost
comprehensively to someone else.
"It's totally unfair and rigged,"
said Goodwhinge.
"I shouldn't
be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost."
Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me.
Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X.
"We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families."
Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice.
They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green."
Reform leader
Mr Farage,
speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said,
"It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either."
PLUMBER DEFEATS
MATT GOODWIN
Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble sayingβ¦
I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
05.03.2026 07:35
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Monday morning mezzer cuddle huddle. π»π»π»
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02.03.2026 10:01
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Monday morning birb watchins.
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Sisters - Gracie and Peggy, Ursula and Colette π»π»π»π»
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27.01.2026 16:49
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"You have your favourite, I have mine."
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19.01.2026 09:55
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I hope he can find time to attend Board of Peace meetings between meetings about invasions of Venezuela, Iran, Greenland, Canada, and Minneapolis
16.01.2026 02:02
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You canβt "lone wolf" your way to 93%.
09.01.2026 00:20
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If you're in right, why lie?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
08.01.2026 17:44
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The cover-up of an ICE thug murdering an innocent woman is already is full swing.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
08.01.2026 17:05
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βGod damn them all.β
08.01.2026 13:35
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Trump talking about seizing Greenland has MAGA confronting their greatest challenge - geography.
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Why the **** is any otherwise reputable organisation still using Xitter?!
#musk #elonmusk #twitter
03.01.2026 12:19
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Will FIFA take Trump's "Peace Prize" back?
03.01.2026 11:10
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Even a broken algorithm gets it right eventually. Mark the calendar.
02.01.2026 05:36
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14th century painting of St. Margaret of Antioch attacking a devil woman in a virid dress hitting a demon with a hammer
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
01.01.2026 04:43
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Most Swedes aren't big fans of Stockholmers, referring to them as "08-ers" (the dialling code) and regard them as arrogant.
02.01.2026 07:32
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Something that hasn't been made clear: Firefox will have an option to completely disable all AI features.
We've been calling it the AI kill switch internally. I'm sure it'll ship with a less murderous name, but that's how seriously and absolutely we're taking this.
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18.12.2025 12:12
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In the last few months of 2025:
Had to say goodbye to our eldest cat.
A good friend died.
My son spent weeks unconscious in Critical Care and very nearly died, thankfully he's very determined and recovering well.
So 2025 can fuck right off.
01.01.2026 10:51
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"Huh?"
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29.12.2025 14:20
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Daisy getting her leg over πΈ
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27.12.2025 22:57
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Kissmas cuddle cats Freyja, Ursula and Miguel π»π»π»
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26.12.2025 07:50
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Well done for your principled stand.
25.12.2025 13:39
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Myth - superstition that few if any believe.
Cult - superstition that hundreds or thousands believe.
Religion - superstition that millions believe.
Same shit, just different stats.
#religion
13.12.2025 18:33
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1. The European Parliamentβs attempt to ban plant-based foods from being sold as βsausagesβ, βburgersβ etc is a direct response to livestock industry lobbying. This is a short thread on how utterly bleeding ridiculous it is. π§΅1/6
03.12.2025 10:26
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Trump sat in front of the weirdest collection of celebrities you could imagine, next to his participation trophy.
I was going to post a joke about expecting better of Michael Crawford, thinking it couldn't possibly be him, but IT ACTUALLY IS.
"Ooh Betty, I just blew up a boat full of fishermen."
07.12.2025 14:06
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