Shano

I has phone now.

Lost my phone somwhere on highway 23. Lost my heart somwhere on highway 58. This is not a country song. This is just stuff that happens to me from time to time.

The boy is sprung.

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Welp, let’s go bust the bass player out of rehab.

“A Thing Was Pretty Good But Then Dumbshit Assholes Decided To Make It Suck: The Complete History of Every Single Fucking Thing” by Shano

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“As long as we don’t die, we’ll be okay.” -Goku

I’ll go to jail if I say what I mean.

IDGAF

We’re launching rockets into little girls schools. Rules of order are over. It’s every member of congress’s responsibility every waking second to do everything they can to remove this administration.

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I’ve been down on ln these Cell episodes of Dragon Ball Z but then he said “tournament” and I’m all

25th Amendment or STFU Liz.

Don’t get me wrong. I love Trunks. But those androids can go to hell. Goddamned androids.

Still plowing through Dragon Ball. Cell saga is my least favorite story so far. Dudes that steal your power are the dirt worst. Looking at you Parasite from Superman comics. Hate you so much.

Dear NASCAR and Fox, John Wayne was a racist piece of shit. Jon Gruden is a racist piece of shit. We get it. You really want us to know that you are racist pieces of shit.

What I’ve learned from the past year or so of Ozzy Osbourne tributes is that Ozzy and Lizzy Hale were/are the greatest singers on Earth. They’re the only two that can sing Ozzy’s solo material without humiliating themselves.

Fitter. Happier. Etc.

We’re all gonna die but at least it’s #Straturday

I really need to get into that stuff. Missed it back in the day. Love those characters when they show up in DC animation.

It’s Booger the cat and some guitar cases.

Booger the cat wants to go on tour y’all. DM for bookings.

In the 5 months since the first Afterlife Crisis show I’ve spent three months with the Sun and three with Venus. I know that math doesn’t check out but time is a flat circle or whatever.

As a massively successful international influencer, I hate to let my fans down but, I’m all out of end of the world jokes. Shit’s fucking awful on this planet y’all.

Here. Watch me noodle on my strat for one BlueSky limited minute. You love it. #AfterlifeCrisis #stratocaster

If I had a nickel for etcetera etcetera… multiple nickels y’all.

IYKYK Thoughts and prayers true believers.

“Mr. Chairman, Ranking Member, Members of the Committee,
Eat a bag of dicks.” -HRC

The one thing the women that have known me can agree upon is that I should be destroyed over and over until we get down to the atomic level where I’m just a couple of sad protons and neutrons floating around.

If you go to the same laundromat long enough your guitar picks are in the dryer before you put your laundry in.

Not bad anonymous laundromat artist.

Gold star.