winter-type normal guy

Amy already has her hand up for the ayes

Why need work indeed, Aly

Fuckin Minnetonka nazis

Sherman's are probably cheaper if you can find them secondhand

hell yeah

FISH

fish tanks! fish TANKS! FISH TANKS!

fuck it I'm joining the brobots

According to Gimgle public documentation, the Brobots which autonomously rove across the Pantarctican Wastes are strictly mapping & reconnaissance drones. They have no “feelings” — even if they appear to “scream” when “killed.”

I've looked into the issue and can proudly report I'm more confused than before

legitimate (nodding)

I know that, you know that, the fuckin trees outside know how to use this app better than the blocklist kiddies

stop ruining THEIR FEED

owned

My coworker is back home in Iran helping his dad with a hospital stay and we can't reach him and I fucking hate this

mfs will post something to the whole internet and get mad when people find it

I accidentally posted a fanfic in progress please disregard, the enemies to lovers arc still feels forced and its not ready

Kcup brewing directly into a bottle of ground cinnamon, it's overflowing and making a big fuck off mess on the counter because I'm an idiot

Smells amazing ngl

bet im gonna go invest in my future

and what will the bark gods be sending me?

ive only got powdered sadness what do

still surprised we needed to leak the emails of a pedophile cabal to pull back the wealth=competency curtain

"something with cinnamon"?? What midwest witchery is this

Yeah that's where the pop comes from?

Operation topkek
Operation >MFW I get to commit war crimes

He crashing over the ketchup to distract from the bougie blueberry cup

He's nothing but a turtle in a raccoon mask!

He's such a Cool Guy

Amy On Tour continues, glad she had time to dictate some random statements on Iran to a staffer today.

I will not vote for her for governor.

LVCs never have the outdoor rated stuff for that one patio AP. Sheathing cracks and the rain gets sucked in by capillary action

That's a strong statement to you?

That reads to you as opposition?

Are you ok?