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Just this gweep, you know? #Leguminati http://gweep.net/~crimson/socials.txt

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Trump to Latin American leaders: "I'm not learning your damn language. I don't have time."

07.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2390 πŸ” 725 πŸ’¬ 953 πŸ“Œ 709

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 5893 πŸ” 1440 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 44

Trailerparkpolitik?

06.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Filmtrailerpolitik.

06.03.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 5231 πŸ” 1879 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 136

CBP puts the blame on legacy IT systems. To be blunt, while these problems may be completely valid, this is entirely the fault of the government.

06.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1086 πŸ” 274 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 47

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

06.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 7313 πŸ” 2469 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 54
Toad settles into bed, ready to take life easy.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

Toad settles into bed, ready to take life easy. From "Tomorrow" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

β€œTomorrow,” said Toad, β€œI can just take life easy.” Toad went back to bed.

06.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

Buncha children. WE WERE BUILDING THE INTERNET BEFORE GOIGLE EXISTED YA SHITS.

06.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Stephen Miller in the ear. He's the epitome of unelected bureaucrat ... in the Nazi regime.

05.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They hate citizens that aren't donors.

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No Help and Few Options for Travelers Stranded by Mideast Conflict

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.

Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

04.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 5576 πŸ” 2183 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 225

Noem happens to be a lying piece of shit. Go figure!

05.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem Misled Congress About Corey Lewandowski’s Role in DHS Contracts Testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Noem denied that Corey Lewandowski had any role in approving contracts. But internal DHS records and interviews with current and former agency staffer...

#ICYMI: Noem denied that aide Corey Lewandowski was involved in approving DHS contracts.

But DHS staffers say Lewandowski has approved numerous contracts at the agency and often needs to sign off on large contracts before any money goes out the door.

05.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 994 πŸ” 390 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 31
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Explore Financial Disclosures From President Trump and 1,500 of His Appointees - ProPublica Use this database to explore potential conflicts of interest for President Donald Trump and his team. The documents disclose positions officials have held outside government, their assets and their de...

An incredibly talented team of my colleagues at @propublica.org have created a searchable database of Trump's team financial disclosures, to help explore potential conflicts of interest: projects.propublica.org/trump-team-f...

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 451 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15
Map showing Dahieh in red and orange

Map showing Dahieh in red and orange

The IDF just ordered the forced evacuation of *all of Dahieh* a day after ordering the forced evacuation of all of South Lebanon.

Israel is taking advantage of the focus on Iran to destroy Lebanon

05.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 360 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 35
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"You know how to defund the military, don't you? You just go to the appropriations committee and blow."

05.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US military carries out 1st land operation against cartels in Ecuador: SOUTHCOM The United States and Ecuador conducted joint military operations against "designated terrorist organizations in Ecuador," U.S. Southern Command announced Tuesday.

We said No War and the US government said "best we can do is every war all at the very same time oops we're almost out of bombs but that's probably fine when doing every war, all at the very same time idk we're drunk"

04.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 523 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 20

Defund the military.

05.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 533 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

President Trump deploys USS Jeffrey Epstein to ensure safe passage within the Strait of Hormuz.

05.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The only stupid is Kegsbreath.

05.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Forecast: More sloppy weather to create a slick evening and morning commute Another round of sloppy winter weather arrives Thursday, starting as rain for many and then changing to a wintry mix and snow for some overnight into early Friday.

Another round of sloppy winter weather arrives Thursday, starting as rain for many and then changing to a wintry mix and snow for some overnight into early Friday.

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Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...

Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.

She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.

(Published June 2025)

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Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies.
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Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel
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Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

04.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 3754 πŸ” 1012 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 47

He demanded that she send him nude pictures and bullied her into a relationship. This is called sexual harassment. It was not β€œan affair”. RESIGN NOW.

05.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 2674 πŸ” 667 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 14
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Senator John Fetterman’s response to @premthakker.bsky.social when asked about the illegal US strike on an Iranian Naval ship in international waters:

β€œI want to offer condolences to your boss [Mehdi]. I know he’s all broke up about the Ayatollah.”

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1377 πŸ” 322 πŸ’¬ 534 πŸ“Œ 527

Well of course not because these idiots are fighting previous wars. The asymmetric costs of modern warfare has evaded them. They haven't learned from Ukraine.

05.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s not just that the Administration isn’t answering questions about Iran.

They’re lying.

05.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 4901 πŸ” 1795 πŸ’¬ 184 πŸ“Œ 55

Guess I better start learning Mandarin

05.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for sharing this: his opponent is now on Bluesky! @damon4congress.bsky.social

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