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@deadandpats

That's no man it's a lovin machine

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26.01.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking same my dawg. I was bored by book 8 of 19 because this is all of them:

Harry I know you're sad about your parents and naturally curious about all the vague dodgy BS we are spinning but don't open the door of dark secrets.

*Harry opens door

It's Voldemort.

26.01.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alright I'm done

26.01.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CLAP CLAP CLAP.. CLAPCLAP
SNOW TO BLOW IT WONT MELT AWAY

26.01.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.01.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An add scan DNA app whatever tf that is.

An add scan DNA app whatever tf that is.

Scrolling YouTube when

26.01.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถGOT SOME SNOW TO BLOW FEELING BAD๐ŸŽต I saw the post and knew Mr H was cranking 71

26.01.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the first piece of evidence that would suggest Da Vinci was more intelligent than me and lacking my special blend of learning disabilities.

26.01.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP to my friend Billy. One of the most naturally gifted musicians I ever met.

26.01.2026 04:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Try this sucker. I find em at sprouts when I pass one of those things down here. But they taste almost the same but just because of the fancy single origin blah blah etc. but worth trying especially if you like the brookside

26.01.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wholesome post from the dude to start the day. Good luck out there friend.

25.01.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good so far. But it's too much to have to fact check uncanny valley nonsense when an algorithm is feeding you music. This happened to us with some fake soul singer supposedly from the 70s that never existed.

25.01.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am almost certain that it is. I don't think Claudia vonn blatt is a real singer that recorded a song with Fuck in the title in the 40s. If you Google it there is no information on it besides self referential ai slop. This is why I got off of YouTube music and switched to Tidal which has been...

25.01.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this AI?

25.01.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Minneapolis protester as he's being brutalized by feds: "You're gonna have to kill me! You're gonna have to kill me! I've done nothing wrong! My name is Matthew James! I'm a US citizen! You're gonna kill me! Is that what you want?" (You can hear his wife screaming)

24.01.2026 17:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 31067 ๐Ÿ” 14504 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1765 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1450

Easy to slip harder to slipknot

24.01.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The answer is no acid btw. Not that someone HAS to take psychs but just saying, and I was a big DeadCo millennial

24.01.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.01.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know I had to peep the rack

24.01.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some monsters

24.01.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got a starcaster back there my dawg?

24.01.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I learn another thing

24.01.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The hard cost of enjoying ToledoFest 79

24.01.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can tell you this from my day job is that it creates all sorts of weird barriers to access. Kids do all the things you would expect them to do with school laptops then it's somehow their failing as a child. Then the kid can't have a computer and it's harder for them to get their work done etc.

23.01.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the motto for life these days

23.01.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd like to add a backdoor rider provision and issue a moratorium on contemporary jam bands using the word sunshine in any capacity.

23.01.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll chase beautiful things until I'm squashed. What else was ever the point? 'Fuck em' is all I have left in the tank anymore. Thanks for being here, I appreciate it.

23.01.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shoot doesn't sound like he cares about me either then...swing and a miss on my part. I thought I had him.

23.01.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well in all fairness that's the only way to get through to him.

23.01.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John Henry take notes. You can still be a supervillain with your team in the playoffs. Bob Kraft is literally a human trafficker on a commercial scale. Fuckn leave it to John Henry to step on the opiate of the masses and cut it with some weak shit. Sorry I know this is besides the point.

23.01.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1