Oh Bill Shatner, you treasure, never change.
Oh Bill Shatner, you treasure, never change.
"He is distressed to discover that his soul comes out looking just like a chickpea."
It's a great film!
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Chickpeas in everything!
Devour Paul Giamatti's soul!
My Auntie was trying to teach me Genesis 1 & said because they aren't mentioned, it meant aliens either weren't real or were of the devil.
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We need to get these degenerate business gamblers the help they need to get past their gambling addiction and into productive careers, like plumbing
Croutons.
Rip up bread, toss in olive oil, and toast the bits on a sheet pan.
Throw some salt & spices on there if you want to get wild with it
A typewritten note that reads "Nazi lives don't matter" It has been heavily color altered to the point of blacks looking like purples and blues, with a lot of static and noise, making it all very hard to look directly at
It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow
It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker
This was never about woman's sports
Don't gamble.
Seriously, its fucking dumb.
House always wins.
You can get a surprise-triumph dopamine hit from a good thrift store/garage sale/junk yard find.
Don't gamble.
Sony 🤝 John Deere
✨️DRM✨️
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, motherfuckers.
ROOM 46 OPENED!!
#BluePrince
anyway, back to reading my book in front of the fireplace, the platonic idea of how to live
happy valentine
The original estimate was $3,500. The emergency hospital with blood is estimated at $6500- $11,000.
@portianoir.com and I don’t want to lose him because safer care costs more. If you can help or share, we would be so grateful. Please. Links below.
fear the triangle ones...
Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:
-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc
Can someone who's still on Twitter/X tell Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge about this comp? I want them to know how much they changed us!!!!
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Yaaay drugs!
(Had a 'lil surgery)
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oh FUCK this is bad news for my futures positions
Get a real job.
AI has only made it harder for disabled artists to continue making art because a disappointing amount of people would rather have visual gruel than pay people to make art, no matter how bad the slop is. Supporting AI is harmful to disabled artists.
It's a great system we've got ourselves here.
The text 'I'm free. Fuck you." Superimposed over a blurred hillside full of greenery.
Good Morning, World.