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Professional Wrestling Manager. Occasional Actor. Psychotherapist. Current Earthologist, Boogie Ninja, Überdórk, & World Champion of the Weird. Louder than you.

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Now I have the image of Goofy being milked forever seared on my brain. Thanks for that.

11.01.2026 21:17 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Last night, I dreamt I got sent to Hell. My punishment was to become a telephone operator, connecting calls. But the phones were alive, would bite your fingers, spit at you, give you BS, & never send the call where I wanted it to go. The calls ended up tied on hold for eternity.
My brain hates me.

11.01.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Precisely!!

30.12.2025 02:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jimmy & Jey Uso talk before their big match on Monday Night Raw.

Jimmy & Jey Uso talk before their big match on Monday Night Raw.

Oh lord, just turn heel & murderize everyone with an unhinged beatdown already.

#WWE
#Raw
#WWERaw   
#RawonNetflix
#MondayNightRAW
#MainEventJeyUso
#JimmyUso

30.12.2025 02:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now that I'm actually thinking about it? Breakfast cereal really IS nothing more than Kibble for humans. We just made it taste like candy to obscure that uncomfortable truth. 🥣

29.12.2025 11:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Threw my back out last night. Just resting up in bed, & catching up on episodes of #TheFlash that I missed. There's SO many episodes from ALL the #DC/#CW shows that I didn't see when they aired. I have them all now though, so it's nice to always have something "new" to watch. 😊

17.12.2025 20:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep. Pouting like a petulant child.

16.11.2025 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Donald Trump, not giving a damn about the person passed out on the Oval Office floor.

Donald Trump, not giving a damn about the person passed out on the Oval Office floor.

He doesn't give a fuck about you. Or anyone else.

08.11.2025 06:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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All so he & his sycophants can dance under gaudy fake golden decor as the country burns. Superficial displays of debauchery from the wealthy & powerful as they deliberately plunge the nation into economic & societal collapse. It's looking like the end of the '20s all over again.

21.10.2025 03:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for the link. It's not just AEW. They've been airing them during WWE shows too. On NXT, they played the same ICE commercial every single break. Through the ENTIRE show. It was aired on college football games too. They're banking hard on the sports audience to staff their fascist thug squad.

02.10.2025 05:06 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
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The first episode of #AlienEarth is REALLY creepy. But so GOOD. I'm gonna watch the second one tomorrow. Let the first one digest a bit..

15.08.2025 02:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FINALLY FOUND A NEW APARTMENT!!!!! *phew!* Such a relief. 😓

15.08.2025 00:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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IIIIIIIIIII got myself a present!!! A portable screen for 40 bucks! Now I can hook the PS4 up & use it not only to game anywhere, but to stream videos & watch the movies and TV (via the PS4 media player) that I've downloaded and saved on my collection of flash drives! (Like Dredd!)

10.08.2025 03:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do I always get the freaking flu in the disgusting summer heat? It's just so gross.

21.07.2025 15:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Feeling a bit introspective today. I hope it makes some sense to you all & that you can take something from it. Love you all. ☺️❤️

20.07.2025 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In my experience, one key thing gets proven to me over & over. You'll never know what's truly in another persons heart until you somehow end up in their way.

18.07.2025 17:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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AMAZING show. So good. 11/10

#WWEEvolution
#Evolution
#WWE

14.07.2025 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have I mentioned that I really hate the summer heat? I'm always too hot to even think, and I can't ever keep any food down. I'm surviving on Boost drinks.

13.07.2025 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heh. Thanks man. 😊

04.07.2025 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've never felt more alone in my entire life.

03.07.2025 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I just made my first #WWE2K25 CAW character. I wanted "gaudy & sparkly 80s." Before I realized it, I'd made a bushy-haired Burt Reynolds. So I named him Bandit. 🤠 I just uploaded him to community creations, if you have the game...

*Search hashtags:
BANDIT
BURTREYNOLDS
BURT

23.06.2025 12:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The most Los Angeles sign ever. And it’s true.

14.06.2025 18:57 👍 11560 🔁 2032 💬 349 📌 427
Jor-El’s Message to Humanity | A Powerful Monologue on the Strength Within
Jor-El’s Message to Humanity | A Powerful Monologue on the Strength Within YouTube video by SWFX

youtube.com/shorts/CE9Yg...

07.06.2025 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHY.
CAN'T.
I.
FREAKING.
SLEEP???!?

05.06.2025 10:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Last night was the first time I've slept under a new roof in 16 years. Can't say it wasn't weird, but I definitely can get used to it. Everything's so chaotic right now, but it's temporary. The move is DONE.
*sigh*
*passes out*

31.05.2025 14:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As the house is more & more packed up for the move this Friday, the more unsettled I feel. 16 years here. Long time. Long time for anything. I finally thought I felt at home here, but now I'm unsure. I think it's the people you're with that make you feel at home. Without them, it's just a place.

26.05.2025 20:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can relate. The last pain management guy I saw wanted to immediately put me in a in-house rehab to get me off my prescribed Oxycodone and Hydrocodone. Didn't want to prescribe me anything else for the CRPS nerve damage pain, just wanted me with a "blank slate." Dude would've killed me. Insane.

25.05.2025 12:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh WOW. You look absolutely beautiful. 😊

24.05.2025 04:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hiiiiiiiiiiii Lily!! 😊

24.05.2025 04:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no. Im so sorry. I worry the same thing will happen with my spinal stimulator. What are you going to do?

24.05.2025 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0