"Breed me" as a dominant command, not as a submissive request 🫠🫠🫠
06.03.2026 15:10
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"Breed me" as a dominant command, not as a submissive request 🫠🫠🫠
benjamin netanyahu: kamala i just bombed iran. youre now at war with iran
Fwiw, I voted for Dutch Verhoeven. I think people are really sleeping on that miniseries' potential!
Spheeris vs. Spetters!
Either way we win!
The U.S. made this class of stunningly stupid, pudding-soft MAGA parasites who have managed to move through life without ever encountering genuinely meaningful pushback. This led them to starting this wildly dangerous war in Iran - and looks like their reality distortion field is no longer working.
Strategy is fundamentally all about developing a sophisticated theory of the mind of one’s opponent.
With MAGA’s Iran Adventure, guess we’re going to see what a modern war almost totally devoid of anything we’d call “strategy” looks like.
“MAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.
Imagine this headline but with "Abolitionists" or "Muslims" or "Socialists" or even "Unitarians" instead of "Evangelicals."
Did you know that New York and Minnesota are opposites? New York is where the big apple is. And Minnesota is where the Minneapolis.
institutional child abuser nypd jessica tisch
the great wall of china was just a big ramp for the emperor to travel back and forth to his harem of goth femboys
Libs/centrist dems threw one minority to the wolves thinking it’d appease the regime. Now the regime is coming for everything including your right to speak out, or to even have personal privacy without an overwhelming surveillance state. Fascists never stop at one thing.
*ice T law and order SVU voice* wait, olivia, i think i've heard of this. it's called looksmaxxing. these young guys get obsessed with hitting themselves in the face with hammers for likes and subscribes on twitch
Slay the Spire?
yeah I got my consult for that next month
yeah demanding surrender usually works in a war.
Trying to get $35k to get fully out of debt so I can move without the financial burden burying me.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-tra...
Aaaaahahahahahaha Fuck.
I need out of here sooner than later.
This is so much quicker than I expected.
We're all adults here at this casino, we can call it a shits table
if you think about it, we kinda let this happen. we have been seeing people all over the world handle their own governments in pretty amazing and powerful ways while we just kinda look around at each other and wish something would change. can't help but think maybe we deserve what's coming.
I was arrested at home by NYPD detectives and charged under a stalking law for sending faxes to New York City's chamber of commerce
[flirting with an older millennial trans woman voice] babe you're so funny, you would have done great on that guy with the glasses
You're tired? Guess what, so the fuck am I. Deal with it. We can be tired together later when this is done.
Make your damn calls. It's not law yet.
"im going to hell to fuck my own ass" - mr bean
a lot of my fellow cis people are gonna think this is a good answer, and yall are fucking dipshits.
“trans genocide is a distraction” is the excuse of someone who is fine with trans genocide
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
I wish I had an underground lair 😔
If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!
2000's doctor who is cool because every corner of the universe in every time period has the same disused warehouse in wales somewhere
if u only have 2 options in a situation i would assume there is something wrong with u. 2 options is not a normal number of options to have. there are like 100+ options in every situation. at minimum