lastlegs

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i for one think we need to normalise saying "mostly done, just got two more issues to address" then coming back the next day with "almost finished, just three more issues to address"

LMFAO this one took me

they look like they're enjoying the festivities

Purity testing is bad except between allies. Otherwise how to know which ally to eat first?

the number of Christians who died on impact with the atheist babies though, very sad

I have deployed
the parachute
that was in
your jump pack

and which
you were probably
saving
for jesus

forgive me
we have but one life
then darkness
baby

Quick, get the plane ready

parachuting babies havent reached the age of reason and are therefore not responsible for murder

GOOD DOG

I see no reason not to just say "yes" until everybody is on the ground

He got the spirit but he doing weird things with it.

My problem is I'm the kind of person who thinks "I want to go to Starbucks real quick, but these two dogs I'm watching will probably need something in the next 20 minutes, and I can't risk their discomfort!"

This. The rich are unwell, it is just and moral to help them with taxes.

Something something bang something something whimper

Hopefully all of our ancestors are chilling together having a good time laughing at us.

Boom, never even thought of that, but I love it! Beautiful idea.

Big shout out to women, thank you.

WELL I WENT BACK TO OHIO (in a positive way)

Didn't realize people ate the clothes. I've been wasting them.

"Blighted to meet you!" I say, my hand sailing towards your head.

Vous ne téléchargeriez pas une pipe.

that is a special slot for parking tickets, another customer focused feature

People say I'm the life of the party because I took a drug or two.

bro are you seriously plummeting over the escarpment right now???? i can't believe you would embarrass me at the escarpment like this

Sorry boss, I'm wrapped up for the rest of the day. Push the deadlines a week out. Yup, three emails coming through right now, it's gonna be tight.

No way, incredible stuff. Thank you.

This cured my dysphoria and I haven't even seen Ratatouille.

a good ship goes down with the captain, as the saying goes

Still, much better.