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"Youβve got one shot to be part of the most ridiculous, beautiful penis-themed art book ever. Donβt blow it.",
Your inner 14-year-old is screaming β and weβre here for it. Submit your penis art now!,
"Immature? Maybe. Hilarious? Definitely. Artistic? Weirdly, yes. Come draw a penis and join the book.",
You doodle a penis once in school and suddenly you're qualified to be in this art book. Go on then.,
Remember when drawing penises was peak comedy? It still is β and now it's ART. Submit your masterpiece.,
Ever drawn a penis for fun? Same. Now weβre turning it into an actual art book. Submit yours (seriously).,
π¨ We're making a legit art book of penis drawings β think Superbad meets gallery wall. Wanna doodle something glorious?,
π Remember the end credits of Superbad?
Yeah⦠the penis drawings.
We couldnβt stop laughing β and it sparked something.
⨠What if we made a whole art book⦠of just that energy?
Fun.
π¨ Weβre inviting artists from all walks to submit original penis-themed art
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