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New Ayatollah just dropped.

05.03.2026 22:35 👍 1591 🔁 473 💬 639 📌 185
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WTF kind of twisted shit is this? Trump would serve up Ukraine 🇺🇦 on a platter to Russia, but now he is asking them for help with Iran? This is that bully logic. President Zelenskyy is a class act to assist.

05.03.2026 02:06 👍 181 🔁 89 💬 11 📌 0

He’s going to frame it that he was getting ready to defend against liberals or some ish.

06.03.2026 10:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do not confirm RickyBobby!

06.03.2026 08:21 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We shouldn’t be so concerned that Mullin doesn’t have a bachelor’s degree

Plenty of smart, successful people never went to college

We should be concerned that Mullin is unqualified, particularly stupid and ridiculously arrogant-a dangerous combination which is unfortunately very common among MAGA

06.03.2026 06:35 👍 721 🔁 214 💬 66 📌 17
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Trump fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and nominated Senator Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

Thank you to @legalmiga.bsky.social for the Thread on Mullin that inspired this video

06.03.2026 07:13 👍 392 🔁 184 💬 32 📌 14
a cross section of a slice of freshly baked bread being held overtop it’s loaf. The kitchen counter is littered with various items in the background.

a cross section of a slice of freshly baked bread being held overtop it’s loaf. The kitchen counter is littered with various items in the background.

kitchen is a mess but please disregard for this is my first loaf and if it I am very proud

06.03.2026 05:14 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Jared’s not running.

06.03.2026 05:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Rahm Emanuel's coverup of Laquan McDonald's death can't be forgotten Democrats can embrace police reform or Rahm Emanuel as ambassador to Japan — but not both.

And, fuck Rahm.

06.03.2026 02:07 👍 440 🔁 72 💬 9 📌 14
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06.03.2026 01:02 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Friends! Nick Muller is killing it, and he's right.

This is a crack, and we need to keep pushing. We can break them.

#SheShed #Noem

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 326 🔁 192 💬 18 📌 9
Debris and part of the fuselage of the Piper PA-24-250 Comanche that crashed near Camden, Tenn., killing Patsy Cline, Cowboy Copas, Hawkshaw Hankins and Cline's manager and pilot, Randy Hughes.

Debris and part of the fuselage of the Piper PA-24-250 Comanche that crashed near Camden, Tenn., killing Patsy Cline, Cowboy Copas, Hawkshaw Hankins and Cline's manager and pilot, Randy Hughes.

#ResistanceRoots
#WomensHistoryMonth

Today in history, 1963: Patsy Cline, Cowboy Copas, Hawkshaw Hankins and Randy Hughes are killed in a plane crash near Camden, Tenn. The group was traveling from a benefit concert in Kansas City to Nashville when their small plane encountered severe weather. /1

06.03.2026 01:42 👍 52 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 3

One of the honors of my life was getting to spend the afternoon with Mr. LaFayette in conversation with my students inside Dr. Richard Harris's home, where the Freedom Riders found safety after they were beaten in the Montgomery, Alabama bus station in 1961.

06.03.2026 01:42 👍 66 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 21:44 👍 193 🔁 63 💬 18 📌 4

Kristi Noem going out praising herself for her courageous public service when all she did was steal our money and lie to America and brutalize the vulnerable and screw her boyfriend is pretty much the exit from DHS I expected of her

It is very important she eventually go to prison

05.03.2026 23:15 👍 3699 🔁 838 💬 163 📌 33
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🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 20:47 👍 14120 🔁 3990 💬 439 📌 252
An ADSBx map showing C104 heading toward Watertown SD

An ADSBx map showing C104 heading toward Watertown SD

If you live near Watertown SD, I’ll send you $100 and the thanks of a grateful nation if you send me photos of Noem getting off the plane.

05.03.2026 21:41 👍 545 🔁 91 💬 7 📌 7
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Two white nationalists I exposed in a recent article showed up to try to intimidate me in person last night.

This is a press freedom issue.

Here’s what happened:

06.03.2026 00:01 👍 1923 🔁 646 💬 108 📌 70

Democrats should put hold on vote for new DHS secy until ICE demands are met.

05.03.2026 19:22 👍 437 🔁 125 💬 19 📌 8

Kristi Noem is finally OUT just a day after I grilled her in @democrats-judiciary.house.gov.

This is a big win for accountability—one that we all share—but the fight is not over.

We still need justice for ICE’s crimes. I’ll keep holding the new secretary’s feet to the fire.

05.03.2026 19:44 👍 279 🔁 59 💬 29 📌 11

Kristi Noem wasn't fired because her DHS murders people, not because ICE is terrorizing communities and not because she has been deporting any and everyone even Americans, no way, donald loves how she's doing that... she was fired because she contradicted donald about spending 220 million on ad.

05.03.2026 19:53 👍 936 🔁 264 💬 41 📌 12

In Ancient China, the land was split into three kingdoms.

Cao Wei,

Shu Han,

and the third, the

05.03.2026 02:18 👍 321 🔁 145 💬 4 📌 0

5 years ago today, I got the ultimate upgrade. She does the pumping, and I do everything else.
It wasn't looking good for a while; the doc still calls me Lazarus.
Cheers to 1,826 days of a literal change of heart! 🥂🌮
Mind Your Wile
Smile
Laugh
Love
Live
Please Follow & Repost
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04.03.2026 02:08 👍 154 🔁 64 💬 64 📌 14

The MAHA people: tell us more about the roach milk

04.03.2026 16:17 👍 150 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
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LOLOLOLOL!!!!

The people of Spain really
don't give a SHIT!!!

Trump is the biggest
LOSER in history!

04.03.2026 15:24 👍 209 🔁 66 💬 6 📌 2

This is likely part of it, though it's also worth noting that Spain is the 8th largest oil importer on Earth:

04.03.2026 16:30 👍 72 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
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Walz: "There are no Somali folks in the Epstein files"

04.03.2026 16:24 👍 4991 🔁 1290 💬 72 📌 57
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Just because Captain Howdy Doody is gone doesn’t mean Border Patrol isn’t active in Minnesota.

04.03.2026 02:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So Governor who in Government is going to stand up and fix this

03.03.2026 18:20 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e

finished embroidering my jacket :)

03.03.2026 23:27 👍 20597 🔁 1797 💬 398 📌 89