Brian Dunbar

Glad my subscription finally runs out Sunday.

Farmer; sheet-metal worker who eventually had his own business installing and fixing furnaces.

Congratulations to both families.

Why do you keep making me look up words it turns out I don’t want to know?

Our rep is meeting with our neighborhood association tonight.

“We have a few plans, nine in fact. I really like the ninth plan, a big beautiful plan. It came from outer space.”

That way you don’t have to set Epsilon minus semi-morons. They’re created organically.

Or a .357.

I’m O’glala Sioux myself, but point taken.

Featuring the White Sox in their ‘70s shorts vs. the Astros in their stretch-knit rainbow unis from the same era.

Getting very tired of people comparing poor, misunderstood Sauron to these assholes.

Can’t believe you’d speak so disrespectfully about the most politically successful ventriloquist’s dummy in history.

At what point do we start to look at Bezos’s purchase as a catch-and-kill on behalf of Trump and the oligarchs?

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

1. Freud, Shakespeare and Dostoevsky
2. History of American Music
3. The Decision to Go to the Moon
4. 20th Century Science Fiction
5. Macroeconomics (asst prof who preached capitalism is inimical to democracy. Denied tenure.)

Agreed. But it’s going to be up to you and other senators with backbones to keep Schumer from caving for a token concession.

Thank you. Really do not want to contemplate the per-victory price.

Whereas for others of us it’s one of the best parts of HOF season—respect for guys who played long, well and honorably, even if they didn’t rise to the very top.

Thanks for making me feel clever AND literate. 🐭📣

It’s hard just not to start weeping.

On his way to Trump’s next cognitive test.

It has been my basic question since Reagan, still completely unexplained as we’ve moved from Cowboy Ron to the tech bros: How do we collectively build a society if some people are free to do whatever the hell they want, including impoverishing and politically neutering large groups of people?

Vance didn’t kill the pope, but after meeting Vance and realizing he was the VP of the United States, the Pope lost all will to live.

Dr. Seems Unlikely

I forgot if it’s my turn to lead us all in Satanic ritual prayer.

You mean those blue collar jobs now being done by robots?

“ … and a Black man becoming President.”

Hard not to believe that the report would not only assign proper blame for 2024, but would also effectively make it clear that the DNC had little to nothing to do with the 2025 elections.

Caroline Kennedy weighing whether her father’s name be taken off.

Wasn’t really looking for a throwback to the Nats of 10 years ago, but sure, go for it.

On today’s episode of “Quitters Talk Quitting” …