Kestrel

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

"who puts just jam on sandwiches?"

During my holiday in the US of A, the hotels we stayed in only had butter and jam as choices for bread spread. Was i supposed to put both butter and jam in bread?

And another 300+ people :D

Sidenote: i know what he meant by "the cars", don't @ me

Ka-chow

I overheard someone in the toy shop repeatedly looking for The Cars in the toy car section. Like, what else do you want my dude? The cars are there.

Yes

Himbo Kes, our beloved

Old drawings of @el-kestrel.bsky.social
An extraordinary and talent cat.

Thank you!

you can smooch him if you like :>

thankies~

oh my gosh, thank you!

maybe i would draw them in tiny (and sometimes fruit-shaped) cars 👀

various characters drawn similarly to richard scarry’s art style

busy people

It is!
and yes he does.

this art style would’ve been so much easier if only procreate’s gel pen brush could cooperate with my hamfisted hands

POW

Same dork, 10 years later.

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

welcome to the club

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

This tree is Pissing me off...

they're gonna think i used women's perfume with the way it smells tho

it's apple scented, however i'm not sure how it would taste.

i bought a scented candle to liven up my room and now i regret it because it ended up smelling too sweet for me and i don't wanna get rid of it because it's pricey

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

It (occasionally) works on smartphones too, apparently!

Last weekend, a bright pink line randomly appeared on the middle of my phone screen. Fantastic, now i have 2 lines on my phone screen. I was contemplating on going to a repair center cuz it was distracting.

Today, i dropped my phone by accident. Pink line in the middle disappeared. What the fuck.