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Teresa R.

@teresarobinson

I would like to become a professional Lego builder. I am fucking hilarious and a goddamn delight. RN. Paralegal. Widow. Wearer of flared jeans. We're living in a pretty fucking dystopian shit show and I'd like to see the manager.

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When I was on food stamps, WIC, and welfare, I knew to the PENNY what my weekly/monthly expenses were going to be. I clipped coupons, I mowed lawns, I dug in dumpsters for cans to recycle [with my toddler in tow]. My ONE splurge was a happy meal for the boy on Friday. Fuck these people.

11.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just in your face market manipulation at this point.

11.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You did a wonderful job and thank you.

In my district, Judge Wang sanctioned defense counsel for using ChatGPT and now, every attorney has to sign a β€œmemo of understanding” that ChatGPT is not to be used and that she will personally hand someone who does their ass in a bucket.

10.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hasn't...hasn't the straight been closed for several days now?

Did no one in the WH tell the short-fingered vulgarian this?

10.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@dicknixon.bsky.social

Sir. My God, Sir. My God.

09.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThey’re a Disgrace to Our Nation.” β€” Trump Criticizes Supreme Court Over Tariff Ruling

23.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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β€œDid Nancy Pelosi stand up?” β€œDoubt it.” β€” Trump at SOTU on the Stop Insider Trading Act

25.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œThe Somali pirates who ransacked Minnesota,” β€” Trump Taps JD Vance to Lead β€˜War on Fraud’ at SOTU

26.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œYou Should Be Ashamed of Yourself.” β€” Trump Sparks Firestorm After Demanding Democrats Stand for American Citizens at State of the Union

27.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe Have Launched… Operation Epic Fury.” β€” Trump Addresses the Nation on War with Iran

02.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Pup, that looks like shingles. Been a RN for 25+ years and I have seen it many times.

03.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did....did Anthropic just say, "Bet, motherfucker."?

28.02.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWhy hasn’t the FBI taken over?” β€” Trump Pressed on Nancy Guthrie Case & and a Flurry of Follow-Ups

16.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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β€œWe would have to raise property taxes.” β€” Zohran Mamdani’s β€˜Last Resort’ Threat to Governor Hochul

18.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
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β€œHow about Nicki Minaj? Do we love Nicki Minaj?” β€” Trump at White House Black History Month Reception

20.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone is getting a new job after today.

20.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot fathom the horror and trauma these kiddos are experiencing or witnessing.

Damn every single person responsible for terrorizing little kids to hell. Damn them to hell.

20.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

20.02.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My God.

I am a lowly paralegal, but if any of the attorneys I have worked with over the past 10 years pulled this crap, they would have been fired. They would have been unceremoniously escorted out of the building but only AFTER the Chief tore off a hunk of their ass the size of...Minnesota.

20.02.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus tap dancing Christ.

I wonder how that kindergarten teacher treats the child of the folks she'd like to see thrown in a camp and deported.

I wonder how she treats other black and brown KINDERGARTNERS...5 and 6-year old kids in her class...in the school where she teaches?

20.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œPlease Do Not Interrupt Me.” Ted Cruz Clashes With Public Citizen President Robert Weissman

10.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI’m Not Going to Get in the Gutter With This Woman.” β€” Pam Bondi & Rep. Jayapal Clash Over Epstein Files

11.02.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Don’t Call Me β€˜Pal’ I’m Not Your Pal: Keith Ellison & Josh Hawley’s Clash Over Fraud Goes Nuclear

13.02.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy had the "I wish a motherfucker would" look on his face, advised the jackass there would be consequences, gave himself a little high-five, and let it fucking goooooo.

King shit.

13.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is no hell hot enough.
I will vote for the candidate who runs on a platform and presents a plan to prosecute EVERY SINGLE PERSON involved with what I consider crimes against humanity. I want televised trials. I want to see them beg for the grace and mercy they denied to CHILDREN.

13.02.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honest to God, I don't know why they don't print this shit out and physically put it in front of his face. Hand deliver 100 copies to his office.

That said, he absolutely knows. Just once, I'd like a member of the media to ask him if he thinks Jesus cries when he tells such stupid lies.

12.02.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dear God, please let this dear lady be alive and okay.

11.02.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not a lawyer. I am merely a lowly paralegal.

And I have worked with A LOT of attorneys over the past 10 years.

No one I have ever worked with would have even considered trying this shit or agree to sign their name to any filing associated with shit like this. Just completely bat crap crazy.

11.02.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How in the hell wasn’t this launched into the sun by the MJ? Sounds like things one would hear on that fellow Jones’ show. And he is certifiable.

11.02.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We got a shadow! Six more weeks of πŸ₯Άβ„️

02.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0