Why choose the narrative “my dog probably knocked the bookcase” when I can choose “the earthquake told me to read Three-Body Problem next”?

Wow this is tasteless (and a bizarrely unclear rant as well) (not linking)… WSJ further down the slide than I even realized.

When it’s 8am commute first day back at work from a break I really only want to listen to @heavyweight.bsky.social 😢

Text: “I dreamed about an evil coffin that trapped people’s spirits inside felt stuffed animals manufactured in Texas. Quakers had figured it out and were buying them up by the lot.”

I keep trying to declutter my one million half-empty notebooks but they all have a few pages of random gems in them.

Probably yearly when wrapping gifts I think about when I worked at an indie bookstore and a woman who had to spend holidays with her bad ex and ex-in-laws (for the kids) had me help her pick out subtly passive aggressive books for all of them. Wish we were friends, hope you’re well queen.

The older I get the more most of the news makes me want to do exactly this