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07.03.2026 22:37 👍 12658 🔁 4814 💬 80 📌 236

You know what? I deserve tuna melts for lunch.

Maybe you do too. Go on, treat yourself.

06.03.2026 12:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, Atomic Blonde is the best Bond movie, and I will brook no arguments about it. It's just truth.

06.03.2026 09:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Overnight stays in hospital are a trial at the best of times. And it's never the best of times.

05.03.2026 16:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Home - IPSO IPSO - the Independent Press Standards Organisation - is the independent regulator for the UK digital and print news industry.

That would be IPSO: www.ipso.co.uk

05.03.2026 10:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, is it possible that the small nation started who have a big nation that they consider an existential threat have been paying attention to events in Ukraine?

Huh, who'd have thought ...

04.03.2026 21:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He objected to an offshore wind farm being built near his golf course, but failed to prevent it being built. And we know how well he takes losing

03.03.2026 21:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the last thing you want to do if you're lying about a physical device, is turn it over to somebody else to verify your claims ...

01.03.2026 19:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's a lot of distance between being mildly sceptical about their claims being overblown and claiming it's all just flat out lies.

Admittedly, there are a lot of people making flat out lies to get investor money (I've worked for one), but at the moment they're mostly looking at AI.

01.03.2026 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

High praise. Which institute?

28.02.2026 10:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry, I'd not considered that I was spreading the disappointment until too late.

27.02.2026 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have just remembered that George Galloway exists and I can tell you, it has not improved my day any.

27.02.2026 17:52 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Something has clearly gone on in next door's garden, because our fence is lined with pigeons staring intently into it ...

27.02.2026 12:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think we should stop talking about them as rules and go back to calling them hints.

27.02.2026 10:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A statement from Matt Goodwin. I'm not sure, but it seems like "wah wah wah, the evil muslims are evil. Only I can save you, wah wah wah".

You can taste the salty tears through the screen.

A statement from Matt Goodwin. I'm not sure, but it seems like "wah wah wah, the evil muslims are evil. Only I can save you, wah wah wah". You can taste the salty tears through the screen.

Had you not seen this?

27.02.2026 10:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ego the size of a planet?

27.02.2026 10:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As I said to the wife this morning, it's nice to elect somebody with some left wing policies.

27.02.2026 09:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"But it's not a party like a European political party"

Sure, babe. And that renders them incapable of talking to each other and coming to an agreement about what to do. There's definitely never been any collective planning or action in the history of US politics.

25.02.2026 09:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a prick. I assume he's some kind of local businessman, that sort of thing might interest a local news outlet, if one still exists.

Would be a crying shame if it had consequences ...

25.02.2026 08:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We couldn't find work placements for either of the boys' BTECs. Thankfully they were able to use volunteer work to cover the requirement - which is far lower at only a couple of weeks.

It's all a bit odd. I'm sorry some fuckwit has made it worse for you all.

25.02.2026 08:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And they get to work with you!

24.02.2026 10:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like something has to have been exaggerated in their claims, but how much would they have to have exaggerated for this not to be a game changer? It would need to be orders of magnitude, surely.

23.02.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Maelstrom team certainly knew that some of our design forces were limiting how much it could grow. Particularly if you looked at the number of people who'd enjoyed the game then left.
It's worth bearing in mind that a lot of us were at the LT when was huge, so we knew there was a market

20.02.2026 13:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At some point managers are going to notice that it's costing all awful lot of money to produce things that take longer and are less reliable, and then they'll stop.

Just like all the other times, right?

It's not as if they've been telling the board this makes everything faster and cheaper. Right?

20.02.2026 12:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ask me about it next time we're drunk in a tent together. It can be surprisingly useful, but ...

TLDR; it can make you feel like you're going faster when you aren't. It encourages a type of laziness _I'm_ definitely vulnerable to. But there are upsides to using it _sometimes_

20.02.2026 11:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

rec.games.frp.live-action

You're welcome.

20.02.2026 11:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember back in the ancient days on rec.games.frp.live-action, the A was a pretty good signifier as to whether the poster was North American or British.

I went looking for the FAQ, because I thought it addressed it, but couldn't find it. @wildpark.bsky.social may have a copy

20.02.2026 11:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A puddle of lickspittles

20.02.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The C++ book is mysteriously missing from my shelf. Nobody knows why. It's a terrible shame, otherwise I might be tempted to write some.

(I am never going to be tempted to write some)

20.02.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's not for everyone. I didn't enjoy BB for other reasons (I haven't watched nearly enough of the correct genre of television), but Bump in the Dark works much better for me than Monster of the Week, for example.

19.02.2026 12:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0