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Pretty disappointed to open Bluesky for the first time in a week and not see wall-to-wall clowning of RFK Jr’s state-sponsored nevernude ad

Why does ups keep pushing back all my shit by like 3 days even after it’s been loaded on the truck for delivery “due to severe weather”

Guys we all stopped being able to use that one like a week ago get your shit together everything is clear

wtf material is that it looks like they melted my little ponies halfway into the fabric

T-Mobile: Our network is operating normally. A reported Verizon outage may affect reaching Verizon customers.

Lmao t mobile just texted me out of nowhere just to shade Verizon that is so hilariously toxic

You forgot the 3 months where they get “i your wife would love you making a bank breaking purchase without her consent as long as you put a bow on it”

Spoiler alert: it’s gingivitis

I loved it tbh. You wouldn’t think “Jason Mendoza headbutts lightsabers” would be such a huge draw for me but think again

Seems like she should probably develop a better strategy than just “calling everyone and asking”

Oh never mind then mind we’re just stubborn hound jerks I guess lol

Tbh when both of my dogs got arthritis we got them steps and they both refused to touch them. They’d use piles of pillows, struggle jump, but nobody wanted the special steps.

Ok not that I want them to have real ones but is that fuckass carrying a fucking paintball gun lol

The Army Navy surplus chode section has been on back order for weeks. Nobody carries 40W extra short desert camo tactical snow pants!

Portrait of trump leaning over a desk scowling, next to a still from the show House of Cards with Kevin Spacey in a similar pose

New Trump portrait really modeled on exactly the predators you’d expect

It’s really weird to me nobody is making big comprehensive lists and interactive of ice agents and passing them around like sex offender registries

I know for damn sure I’d want to know if I lived next to one of these psychos

I don’t think you need the word “comments” there

Car with an MS 24 license plate

Someone tell the Temu Reich they can stop, I’ve got him. The top guy. 11 levels above the worst of the worst. I’m following him back to his lair to end this.

Did apple let AI design this new update

Because I hope no human over there came up with something this ugly, it looks like when your friend forms the edge bevel filter in photoshop for the first time and EVERYTHING had to be a little beveled

Why is the Rao’s pasta float so dramatic lol

Fuck them kids

Ew wtf I go to Ohio for thanksgiving and suddenly Bluesky needs my social security number or my ID to “confirm I am an adult?”

Yeah fuck off with that

It’s not illegal to punch yourself hello perfect crime

You know what’s worse than all of them? The cruel passing of time. Let’s go to war with that too, seems just as valid.

Seriously tho where’s all those pizza gate guys go? Just new hobbies? OIC

I don’t care if everyone on the planet wants to ride it. I’m not complaining about how expensive it is (although I could do that plenty). I’m complaining that the price increased by almost 100% while I was checking out, while I was typing my name. It’s shitty behavior.

Cool ai can do murder eyes that’s good to know

If only I knew everything I was doing for the rest of my life the day I was born, their dumbfuck system would be amazing

Train tickets should just cost a price, it’s a train ticket not a vacation rental, it goes to the same place every time.

Yo what in the fuck is wrong with Amtrak and their pricing? No wonder no one takes the fucking train.

I was buying an already overpriced ticket from Baltimore to NYC and WHILE I WAS CHECKING OUT the dynamic pricing increased the price by $155.

$155. For one ticket. In the span of 5 minutes.

We all know the famous story of the first thanksgiving where the pilgrims invited the Indians to share the harvest bounty, then invoiced them for goods and services rendered.

wtf is “conservative feminism”

Like Opposite Day or just little baby doses of feminism when a man decides you can have it

Baltimore Banner: Not that this will end the debate over whether Philadelphia or Baltimore has the best cheesesteaks.

lol I forget sometimes that in 2025 you can really just say anything you want in the newspaper with zero repercussions