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@hknumberplates

Trolling #HKnumberplates since c. 2016, because somebody has to keep these c*nts in check. Join me! And let's Make Hong Kong number plates Normal Again.

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A large black vehicle with the white car plate "HAMMER" in black.

A large black vehicle with the white car plate "HAMMER" in black.

Any sickle ? #Hammer

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14.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The world's first sustainable offspring to help boost HK's birth rate πŸ’ͺπŸ‘Ά #HKnumberplates

13.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If he drives a Vellfire he's definitely not...

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12.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One swallow a summer doth not make... still a bit nippy to be sporting one of these but who am I to judge? πŸ‘™

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12.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scary... the #HKnumberplates version of 打小人?

04.03.2026 10:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Christian or Cassanova? πŸ€”

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πŸ“Έ Sherry

03.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A silver/black Maxus MPV/minivan with the number plate β€œHK 999”

A silver/black Maxus MPV/minivan with the number plate β€œHK 999”

W-What are you trying to say wor?
πŸ˜³πŸ™„

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02.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black car (with the plate Chicken) is parked in front of a shop called Wow Charsiu with a logo in the shape of a pig.

A black car (with the plate Chicken) is parked in front of a shop called Wow Charsiu with a logo in the shape of a pig.

Something doesn’t add up.
#Chicken #Charsiu
#hknumberplates

28.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A red Tesla with the number plate β€œCARTOON”

A red Tesla with the number plate β€œCARTOON”

You can’t spell β€œcartoon” without β€œcar”, you know…
Yes, we know this plate deserves a better car.

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28.02.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stay...

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πŸ“Έ Sherry

27.02.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A dark grey BMW with the number plate β€œKIMKIM”

A dark grey BMW with the number plate β€œKIMKIM”

A name that is also a surname,
and hoping this one is not a parent’s (cruel) joke…

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20.02.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black Mercedes-Benz with the number plate β€œKIR”

A black Mercedes-Benz with the number plate β€œKIR”

Ah, a fondness for the French apΓ©ritif,
but don’t drink and drive, kids!

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19.02.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A white Lexus minivan with the number plate β€œEUROPE”

A white Lexus minivan with the number plate β€œEUROPE”

Continental is what first comes to mind

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18.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Something to keep the kids occupied with over the public holidays #HKnumberplates

18.02.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Lunar New Year all!

The only question to ask yourself for the year ahead is...

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17.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A white Mercedes-Benz with the number plate β€œMOMOCHA”, which could possibly mean peach tea in Japanese…

A white Mercedes-Benz with the number plate β€œMOMOCHA”, which could possibly mean peach tea in Japanese…

…and for drinks I will have the peach tea. Thank you!

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16.02.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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@hknumberplates.bsky.social Do you want to play some #games?

16.02.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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All you gotta do is just meet me at the...

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16.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Start em young on the Vellfire habit and they'll be hooked for life #HKnumberplates

16.02.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What do you like to listen to when you're driving? #HKnumberplates

16.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A sushi a day keeps the doctor away 🍣 #HKnumberplates

πŸ“Έ Sherry

14.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's catch of the day is YUGE... 🦣 #HKnumberplates

13.02.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A metallic blue small BYD used as a car to teach driving, with the number plate β€œA PASS”

A metallic blue small BYD used as a car to teach driving, with the number plate β€œA PASS”

I like that this plate has more than one meaning, and that it’s on a driving teacher’s vehicle.

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12.02.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Disturbances all round

11.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I felt a disturbance in Central this morning #HKnumberplates

10.02.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A white parked car has the plate β€œMR TONG”. A black car passing by has the plate β€œANNIE”.

A white parked car has the plate β€œMR TONG”. A black car passing by has the plate β€œANNIE”.

When Mr Tong meets Annie

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05.02.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Spotted some hanging out loose in the wild πŸ€“

Does this make me a pervert?

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05.02.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Check out all you losers chasing after gold and silver.

I'm more of a...

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05.02.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Average estimate of how many Vellfires and Alphards you can spot idling with engine running in Central on any given weekday lunchtime πŸ”’ #HKnumberplates

03.02.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You're smart if you can work out what JJ stands for 😏

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02.02.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0