Joke Bikes

I've got a line like that where I say "I'm human! Soy humano!" (I probably formatted that totally wrong, but you get it)
Maybe I'll try and throw more languages in there..!

People (cagers) really do need a reminder that we are human beings just like them!

100%!

I love this! Thanks so much! I really am not angry at the person, but I'm also somewhat of a hot head when in the heat of the moment, but want to get better about it. Later on I'm thinking in my head "I could have handled that better. We could be friends!" and then I feel bad about what I did.

That's fair, though is there anything I'd be able to say really fast that might let them know what they're doing is wrong, but throwing a little positivity into it?
I'm okay with wearing my 360 cam again. Where's the best place to post the videos?

Hey all my bike people! I've got a fast potty mouth, and I need to check my vocabulary. I really don't mean some of the mean things that come out of my mouth in the heat of the moment. Do you all have any suggestions for fast comments when someone is in the bike lane, cars act up, etc?

Temporary social media hiatus for health reasons. I'm doing better now, but I'll probably pull away anytime I need to!

My favorite sport is walking and eating pizza at the same time while looking at buildings in the city.
It's kind of like lacrosse, except for actually not at all like lacrosse.

Grandmother can only equip daggers or staves.

Very true. Ah, this is so incredibly complicated! I really, really just wish cars weren't given so much priority.

I'm just not really a fan of people turning into me and my dogs when I'm trying to cross the street. Maybe every crossing should be a Shibuya-style crossing. Is that the solution? Full-on pedestrian time and then full-on car time at each intersection?

Maybe I'm just an asshole.

I keep messing up and pointing at a no turn on red sign whenever I see people go through the sign, however, it's green on their end, so I'm definitely just embarrassing myself. I think I'm so tired of cars just existing in cities that anything they do makes me mad at this point.

My Brompton and I have been having fun in New Jersey.

I'm happy you posted, for when I find myself in that situation, I delete the whole thing, leading me to never post..! I think it's important to say the thing, for it's probably better for your brain, or something like that.

I had a dream that Apple Intelligence actually worked on my phone and I was recommending it to people. Wouldn't that be cool?

You lost me, but I'm gonna like it anyway because it was fun to read and I just woke up so everything is entertaining to my just woken up brain!

I already miss Barcade, but The Pixel Lab is looking extremely cool. It was closed for a private event tonight, but I'll definitely be making my way back!

I feel like my wife is going to leave me because I keep talking about urbanism and environmentalism, and I get pretty passionate about it, and she's most definitely tired of it.

*iPhone App Store

I remember playing the mess out of the iPhone version that came out back when the iPhone was released. I'd love to be able to play that again.

I spent way too much time on both the Dreamcast (first) one and the GameCube Episode 1&2. God tier experiences and the best time in online gaming I ever had.

Elbows up, Canada.

I can't fathom life without mumbo sauce. I love Jersey, but really.. What am I gonna do..?

Holy fuck what am I gonna do without mumbo sauce..?

I didn’t know this existed. Well, guess I need to make a trip to Trader Joe’s!

these are the rules we all play by in this godless world

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Can't sleep. Too busy thinking of how to better organize my desk while taking breaks to play Donkey Kong Country Returns on 3DS. What a good game. And what a cool desk setup thus far!

I don't know how you all keep posting. I'm absolutely fried and social media feels like getting pummeled in the brain. Actually, just about any internet feels this way. Even talking to my irl friends feels this way because they're fried too, and not the smoke weed kind of fried.

Absolutely love this game on N64. Possibly the closest to a sim we have on the system.