hard to beat tim hecker
youtu.be/xsQhhU8nguU?...
i'm thinking about calling a number for information in a brochure
the Virtruvian Man with his penis pointing up at different angles
waiting under a bridge near the finish line for your much more athletic body double to arrive and hand over the bib
a letterboxd list titled "Films in which Max von Sydow tweets a kid against a wall" containing The Virgin Spring and Hour of the Wolf.
using my virtual boy for red light therapy
yo this is my boy mephistopheles
mephistopheles: what up slime
is it like columbia house where every month they send you a few words and you send back the ones you don't like
there should be a website you could go to at any time to enter a vote of no confidence for any of your political representatives and if the votes reach a certain threshold, they're immediately removed from office and it triggers a special election to replace them within 30 days.
i'm performing a chiropractic adjustment on my kale
getting taken out by my achilles heel (my ballsack)
man my asshole ITCHES today. must be the cedar.
tired: impunity
wired: punity
i have finally set up developer mode on my lg tv and installed the adblocked youtube app. this is the first day of the rest of my life.
i watched 5 nic cage movies back-to-back at the alamo ritz in 2014.
did it again in 2017, except nic cage was there and he picked the movies himself. also it was his birthday.
screenshot of Pluribus s01e06 showing a white wall with "CINA →" written on it in large letters.
thanks for the shoutout in pluribus, vince gilligan
news article headline: San Francisco says goodbye to beloved albino alligator Claude
waymo this is unacceptable
it's time to rock with the biggity buck bumble
boy he bout to do it
triangle wave low-key the best waveform
if a baby wore dog pants would he wear them like this or like this
and if you need a bulgogi break you can pop on in to korea house
right there with you brother
AP news article headline about the recent louvre museum theft: "France mourns its stolen crown jewels as their uncomfortable colonial past returns to view"
blue prince ass heist
some day in the not too distant future i'm gonna be trying to read something on my phone and the fullscreen modal dialog that pops up is gonna be the one that breaks me
so funny seeing this juxtaposed with cuomo's wack ass concession speech
zohran's speech was the greatest speech i've seen in my lifetime, goddamn. fierce, unapologetic, determined, inspired, and most of all genuine.