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I write weird music and read too many comic books. Sometimes I do both at the same time...

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I get it now.

10.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stargate gives off "we have Star Trek at home" energy.

I don't mean that as a bad thing, just a vibe shift. Charmed was very "regional theater Buffy" thing

10.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can snack foods ever reach a point where they just become food?

Like, at what point have you had a meal of potato chips? You can snack on pretty much any meals, right? But does it ever go the other way?

10.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It Hey. It’s me. The Void. We need to talk. I know I don’t usually say anything. I know this is usually a one-way street, and you’re used to that. You...

"He’s just one guy. One freaking guy. You have got to stop coming here, day after day, screaming into me about him. Especially using that many curse words. I think we can both admit at this point that the screaming isn’t working. The screaming isn’t making you feel any better."

09.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Is Stargate the sci-fi equivalent to Xena?

10.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't mentioned it in a while but Rhythm Nation is better than Thriller.

09.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I binged watched Industry to get caught up so I can confidently say that those numbers are going to make well dressed people extremely rich.

08.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is equal parts compelling and pretentious. Utterly fascinating

08.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching The Green Knight and wow this style is David Lynch filtered through extreme Zack Snyder style

08.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, I love my bong but it sucks that immediately after getting high I have to do the dishes

08.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 14277 πŸ” 4289 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42
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Mainly note to self

08.03.2026 10:49 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

A man with one clock knows the time.

A man with two clocks is never sure.

08.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Morning.

08.03.2026 05:37 πŸ‘ 9184 πŸ” 1105 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 79

Woke from a nightmare that I was getting divorced.

Oh.

08.03.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black & white photo of a concrete side of a somewhat dilapidated building that has graffiti written with spray paint. The graffiti reads β€œTime doesn’t exist  Clicks exist.”

Black & white photo of a concrete side of a somewhat dilapidated building that has graffiti written with spray paint. The graffiti reads β€œTime doesn’t exist Clicks exist.”

08.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 1122 πŸ” 191 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16

If you wonder what Downton Abbey would be like by way of Top Secret! then you need to watch Fackham Hall.

07.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Mac laptop, Korg nano control, an amplified toy piano, microphone, and portable effects unit

A Mac laptop, Korg nano control, an amplified toy piano, microphone, and portable effects unit

Today I aim to misbehave.

07.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My internal dialogue is an unreliable narrator.

07.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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a cartoon of homer simpson holding a game controller with the words now we play the waiting game below him ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a game controller with the words now we play the waiting game below him

I'm supposed to have 4 lessons today.

The Friday before Spring Break.

I'm sure to get at least 3 cancellation emails.

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

06.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 2122 πŸ” 1093 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 23
A white coffee mug with Cat Dad printed on it. The mug is sitting on a black digital scale with the weight showing 666 grams.

A white coffee mug with Cat Dad printed on it. The mug is sitting on a black digital scale with the weight showing 666 grams.

Channeling some powerful coffee this morning

06.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"We think. We read. We are not peasants. We are mechanics. But even the peasants know better than to believe in a war. Everybody hates this war."
"There is a class that controls a country that is stupid and does not realize anything and never can. That is why we have this war."
"Also they make money out of it."
"Most of them don't," said Passini. "They are too stupid. They do it for nothing. For stupidity."

"We think. We read. We are not peasants. We are mechanics. But even the peasants know better than to believe in a war. Everybody hates this war." "There is a class that controls a country that is stupid and does not realize anything and never can. That is why we have this war." "Also they make money out of it." "Most of them don't," said Passini. "They are too stupid. They do it for nothing. For stupidity."

I started reading Hemingway’s β€œA Farewell to Arms” a few days ago. This passage made me put the book down for a few seconds…

06.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been buying the Aldi version of what appear to be called Tim Tams in Australia. Malted chocolate sandwich cookies.

Hot damn they are good. Whenever I see them at Aldi I grab them.

05.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 4050 πŸ” 507 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 36

I dont care what people think anymore. Singing Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" with all your heart and soul with a searing passion of a thousand suns is friggin cathartic ok U_U

05.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 585 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 8

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 4528 πŸ” 667 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 35
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 7070 πŸ” 1232 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 91

i don't know how to teach people to be more curious but i think that's what we desperately need

05.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1434 πŸ” 336 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 0
In a time of destruction, create something. Says Skeletor thankful he can create memes for you these trying times.

In a time of destruction, create something. Says Skeletor thankful he can create memes for you these trying times.

05.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2