Zahradka Tonic

damn I didn’t know timothee Chalamet was stupid

genuinely immobilized and incapacitated by my period 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I swear to god when I’m on my period I eat like the very hungry caterpillar

just submitted to be on antiques roadshow. They may say no because I’m too sexy

impossible to find a simple good matte lipstick nowadays. Bc of woke

Cleaning my room so fiercely drinking so much water so much black coffee full moon in Leo af

I feel understood

How it feels to chew cinnamon gum

Omg listen to it chopped and screwed

I’ve been costuming alllllll daaaaay

they’ll never put an alt baddie on love is blind

stoned af in west town and accidentally found myself at a mommy-and-me funeral rave fundraiser for a white couples dead dog

Dr Phil affff

and then his dumb ass sure did chew the gum. No sense of self preservation

thinking about this one time this guy was being so sexist and deliberately trying to neg me at work so I interrupted him and slid him a piece of gum and said “you really need this” and stood up and walked away

amazing how mentally healthy one feels after brunch with friends

One day we’re gonna need to talk about how a lot of the queer civilian community’s purported allyship/support of sex workers is actually voyeurism and fetishization. Not today but some day. Unless I have one more coffee then maybe today

wait my photo page is looking kinda fierce!!

me when I betray my Slick lineage :///

this is how sexy I am after 3 years of not drinking btw in case u need motivation 😌 Doctors hate her

this is like receiving absolution from the pope btw

Kinfolk was amazing - what a great drag show

Old hos to the front

like I sweaaarrr that’s my friend idc

It takes so much restraint for me to not comment on doechii’s posts like I know her

have just accepted that I’m a flat hair diva. I’m not spinning on my head in a double stack. And my head big af? My neck already hurts

Which is crazy bc the literal first thing I thought about him on day 1 seeing his POWDER BLUE SUIT with BLACK ATHLETIC SHOES And NO SOCKS was “this man would definitely kill a woman”…. And that was BEFORE he spoke

who’s watching love is blind because I need to talk about Steven

I’m lip syncing to Jill Scott tonight. Old hos up 10,000

so are you coming to kinfolk tonight at hydrate or are you racist