Make me young
05.03.2026 16:40
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Make me young
Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)
Yay calisthenics 🤸🏻♂️
Hmm, wonder what all of today's UK politics podcasts will be about 🤔👑
Thank you! I think my partner is speaking to a developer on Discord about this, so may be sorted elsewhere!
If helpful, the save is at the start of Lost in the Swamp part 2 I believe!
Our @sunderfolk.com save file has corrupted since installing the patch today 😭
Trudeau named not reforming the voting system as his big regret. Starmer shouldn't repeat his mistake.
The stakes are now much higher than just who wins the next election.
When there's such a disconnect between how people vote and who wins seats, trust in democracy is at risk.
An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade
Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’
Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'
Is this a clue? Will she have a child in the new series? 😱
Am I right that this is one of Ru's best looks on Drag Race?
POV: It's Thursday. You logged off 5 minutes ago.
Inspirational poster of a mountain that says, to avoid burnout at work, use the 30/30 rule: after 30 mins of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
pomodoro timer goes off
I start strapping on my mountain climbing gear
Oh I know that feeling
The level of riggery in the latest episode of Drag Race All Stars...
Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales Husband of Jonathan Joss My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done. Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic. When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw. While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired. Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life. Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future. He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other. I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved. To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family. My focus now is on protecting Jonathan’s legacy and honoring the life we built together. If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband. Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built. Tristan Kern de Gonzales
Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today.
I'm so angry.
Just a selfie before the alcoholic haze of Hoopla last weekend
Just got my hair cut into a 'smart mullet', now eating an acai bowl with matcha lemonade before heading to a calisthenics intro. I am indeed feeling very Manchester today.
Can't believe they kept this in #IKissedABoy
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Cordelia Chase from Buffy saying, "oh god"
Cordelia Chase from Buffy saying, "Is the world ending?"
me every time I get a news alert
It's sunny and the Manchester temperature is soaring at 16°C, so there's only one thing for it
Okay @duolingoesp.bsky.social does sometimes teach me phrases I might actually say
Me playing INZOI this week
When they imported the Vivienne for All Winners, Ru had to pay out a supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics that was 25% more sickening than usual
There's way too much US politics on my feed. And I realise using that term will probably make it worse for my algorithm... I don't mind a bit here and there, but show me something else
If anyone knows where a guy without Apple Music can listen to JADE's cover of Frozen by Madonna... 👀
Parker Posey being iconic as usual in the latest episode of White Lotus
I just don't think... at this age, I'm meant to live an uncomfortable life.
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