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I used to be a ballerina but now I'm in cyber

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Indistiguishable from a stream of steaming piss.

06.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My joke?
They all are.

06.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's like an inverse common sense barometer.

06.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It WILL be fine.
We can manifest it together.

06.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At 1533 he emerges, shrugs and says "it'll probably be fine".

06.03.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am pro-this guy!
Good points, well made.

06.03.2026 15:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Niche joke.

06.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All they had to do was be as good as a first gen Discovery.

06.03.2026 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a drive in one, you'll be even more surprised how many you see.
Ratcliff's activites and politics aside, I wanted to like the Grenadier but there must've been some way they could have made the steering better while still being good off road.
Other manufacturers have done it.

06.03.2026 11:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll get the bus, thanks.

06.03.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is fab. It's like playful Scooter.
He's my fave YouTube mad scientist and Mini enthusiast.
I've never felt connected to Eurovision before.

06.03.2026 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better in white.

05.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They're multiplying...

05.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They seem to be a quarter of a million quid.

05.03.2026 20:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Head on, full speed.
All the best.

05.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

archive.ph/1Qf36
Archive link.

05.03.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@londoncentric.media had some great reporting on this. That was the first I'd heard of it and then the school warnings started trickling through in the weeks that followed.
very hard to try and explain to the school that it's AI slop. You first have to explain AI...

05.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AWS launches Amazon Connect Health, an AI-driven suite to *harvest* clinical documentation, billing and procedure coding, and patient identity verification.
And then spew it all out to attackers during some easily preventable data breach.

05.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm howling laughing at a complaint that it's gone up 40p.

05.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least one Plod there looks like he's about to come over and tell you not to take his photo.

05.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ironic that the developers of the stop wanking app look like wankers.

05.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, I getcha.

05.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

archive.ph/1Qf36
Non-gift, old fashioned ripped off version of the article.

05.03.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AI slop.
Shove this shit up your arse.

05.03.2026 13:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hang on, don't the US produce more oil than anyone else?

05.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahahaha
Yeah, okay.

05.03.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahahahaha
Yeah, sure.

05.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a bugbear of mine with IVA'd cars.
I suppose it is okay to state 2023 when the new V5 probably states that but they stopped making these Beetles in 2012 and I think this is a pre-facelift model, so it could be twenty years older than the 2023 date suggests.

04.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not hate this but I do not love it being descibed as a 2023 car.

04.03.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'mon, Micro$oft is the old slur, we don't need to use that.
The new slur is Microslop.

04.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0