International Womenβs Day
International Womenβs Day
Sleigh Bells soundtracking the Serena Williams GLP-1 commercialβ¦
Makeout! At The Sketch Show
I miss you
Cβest la twi
No oneβleast of all white gaysβneed to hop online to βvindicateβ Matt and Bowen for the Crockett/Talarico thing. Weird and unproductive caping!
One day at a time π
Cried to the new Gorillaz album this morning
Ty king π₯²
Bloomfs I have a v exciting spring/summer ahead in my comedy career (!) and I want to play shows to hot people everywhereβ¦
So! if you are either and would grace me with an email list signup, I promise I will only send you show dates and di$count$!
And then we kiss
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Sending this to the bros tn
NYC bloomfs! My new hour of comedy MOTHER, SUPERIOR is back for Sunday service on 3/15 at 2:30p!
Come pregame the Oscars with me, Best Original Gay Guy in a Profoundly Stupid Solo Show. I promise you one BELLY LAUGH after another⦠more HAM than HAMNET⦠BUGONIA.
ποΈ: xomichaeljohn.com
Thatβs my once in a generation political talent, iktr
Happy anni gorgeouses
I exclusively associate the word hefty with the garbage bags and their hit jingle⦠much to consider
Better when you do it
Hit the slay button
Oh ?
I kinda love that Bsky image moderation has such an eye for VPL
Pre blizzard doom spiral check in
Will crushed on the show last night π₯²
I would do my Olympic free skate to βI gotta feelingβ
This is how I dom
NYC bloomfs this is Friday! My monthly show TGIF moves to its new home in midtown (and celebrates its first birthday!) with a smoking hot lineup of queer baddies. I love this lineup down. Start your night with us, Drag Race is pretty dull this part of the season!
Tix via xomichaeljohn.com.
Suffer in silence Sunday <3
Hereβs the thingβ¦ love IS love IS love π
Horniest use of βpartnerβ hands down
Are we really gatekeeping the term βpartnerβ in 2026?