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Michael John

@xomichaeljohn

Gay comedian also sober (3x main character) IG @xomichaeljohn Show dates/discounts: https://mailchi.mp/b67672b73977/xomichaeljohn

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International Women’s Day

08.03.2026 20:00 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sleigh Bells soundtracking the Serena Williams GLP-1 commercial…

07.03.2026 01:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 00:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Makeout! At The Sketch Show

05.03.2026 01:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss you

05.03.2026 01:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

C’est la twi

04.03.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No one—least of all white gays—need to hop online to “vindicate” Matt and Bowen for the Crockett/Talarico thing. Weird and unproductive caping!

04.03.2026 14:57 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
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One day at a time 🙏

02.03.2026 13:54 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Cried to the new Gorillaz album this morning

01.03.2026 03:06 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ty king 🥲

24.02.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Bloomfs I have a v exciting spring/summer ahead in my comedy career (!) and I want to play shows to hot people everywhere…

So! if you are either and would grace me with an email list signup, I promise I will only send you show dates and di$count$!

And then we kiss

mailchi.mp/b67672b73977...

24.02.2026 18:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Sending this to the bros tn

24.02.2026 05:40 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NYC bloomfs! My new hour of comedy MOTHER, SUPERIOR is back for Sunday service on 3/15 at 2:30p!

Come pregame the Oscars with me, Best Original Gay Guy in a Profoundly Stupid Solo Show. I promise you one BELLY LAUGH after another… more HAM than HAMNET… BUGONIA.

🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com

23.02.2026 21:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That’s my once in a generation political talent, iktr

23.02.2026 02:09 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Happy anni gorgeouses

22.02.2026 16:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I exclusively associate the word hefty with the garbage bags and their hit jingle… much to consider

22.02.2026 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Better when you do it

22.02.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hit the slay button

22.02.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh ?

22.02.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I kinda love that Bsky image moderation has such an eye for VPL

22.02.2026 16:15 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
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Pre blizzard doom spiral check in

22.02.2026 16:14 👍 81 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Will crushed on the show last night 🥲

21.02.2026 13:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would do my Olympic free skate to “I gotta feeling”

20.02.2026 05:59 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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This is how I dom

19.02.2026 02:20 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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NYC bloomfs this is Friday! My monthly show TGIF moves to its new home in midtown (and celebrates its first birthday!) with a smoking hot lineup of queer baddies. I love this lineup down. Start your night with us, Drag Race is pretty dull this part of the season!

Tix via xomichaeljohn.com.

16.02.2026 14:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Suffer in silence Sunday <3

15.02.2026 17:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Here’s the thing… love IS love IS love 🙏

12.02.2026 14:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Horniest use of “partner” hands down

12.02.2026 00:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Are we really gatekeeping the term “partner” in 2026?

11.02.2026 22:21 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0