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My kids in 10yrs:

When you ran out of strong fighters—the strongest but you ran out. That’s what happens. It’s called adventuring. It’s called Dungeons & Dragons, more specifically. And fighters, I guess you could say—very specifically fighters. Maybe barbarians too, but mostly fighters.

I understand that Big Brother Musk is now going through Americans' tax returns. Remember that IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH and FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.

Good morning, SF!

The Mavs beat the Warriors thanks to an absolutely stellar performance of Kyrie.

But the Warriors lost to the Mavs, thanks to an absolutely atrocious performance by the refs.

Kendrick Lamar's special guest was none other than Compton's finest Serena Williams 🔥

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

huge chunky fonts like whoa

did fox fire every single one of its graphic designers

Opinion | There Is No Going Back The president’s opponents, whoever they are, cannot expect a return to the Constitution as it was.

Yeah so the Constitution isn’t really in effect right now

My kids whenever they’re in the same room

FearNonelnc @RayInsideOut. Here's a list of techies on the ground helping Musk gaining and using access to the US Treasury payment system. Akash Bobba Edward Coristine Luke Farritor Gautier Cole Killian Gavin Kliger Ethan Shaotran Elon Musk @elonmusk. You have committed a crime.

Same reply by Musk, but showing the original post was removed as a violation of Twitter rules

an unelected billionaire storming into US agencies, installing his unqualified and unapproved lackeys, purging civil servants, seizing access to sensitive data and payments, unilaterally eliminating federal agencies: fine

identifying the lackeys: illegal

Check the Downloads folder now and then. Might find some gold.

Smoothies alone will put him over the luxury tax

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Was the AD move just the first step in a Lakers restructure that ends with LeBron in SF?

OpenAI Strikes Deal With US Government to Use Its AI for Nuclear Weapon Security OpenAI has announced that the US National Laboratories will use its deeply flawed AI models to help with "nuclear security."

Been nice knowing y'all

Same in our place last night!

There hasn’t been as much national attention and confusion about what the hell is going on with Dallas since…

So wild! Had to push bedtime!

My kid ran into the room shocked. “What are the Mavs thinking?!”

Yes, I suppose some can be great at their job if the job is being a great big butt hole.

You’ll never be great at your job if you can’t get along with people.

When I was 25 I was sad I had not written The Great American Novel. At 55, I realize there's no Great American Novel, there are merely the stories I'm the best person to tell. Don't worry about how others see greatness. Work on being the best version of who you are and what you can do in the world.

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

If you run out there’s always @infinitescream.bsky.social

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Fireworks or lightsaber fight?

Very thankful for it. Lucky shot and lucky to be at this game!