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Sam

@skamantha

Gardener, Photographer, makes a wicked sugar cookie. Mom to Furiosa. I loathe that orange guy.

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I'll bet he rested his weary fingers, padded to the kitchen, heated up a nice warm cup of milk, and toddled off to bed. Where he rested, safe and sound, as somewhere else, bad things happened. I hate these cowardly assholes.

28.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump says a lot of shit we should ignore. He can go pound sand.

26.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ZIMA: For that lil' guy in the group who's not ready for a whole beer yet.

23.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet the three days he's not home are the most relaxing three days of her week.

12.02.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I freaking love, love, loooove Canada. I took French in high school because of Canada. β™‘β™‘β™‘

12.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SpaceX will build a system that will allow anyone to jettison traitorous losers toward the moon.

09.02.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So it wasn't the weed. Coolcool.

09.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any consequences to that?

05.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ABOLISH ICE. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO MASKS. NO BRUTE SQUADS.
CHUCK, GET IT RIGHT.

05.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good god.

03.02.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I were succeeding more issues. Please don't give them your eminent work!

02.02.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 28073 πŸ” 9225 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 760

When you have to choose medical bills, student loans, or a car. You buy an ebike.

29.01.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see pushback against Newsome, and I'll add my hot take:
I don't want him as my President, he's smarmy. But he's a good foil for the insanity we have right now. So, like Matt Healy was to TayTay, let's treat GavvyN as our transitional boyfriend. We can get our frustrations out with him and move on.

17.01.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why they think they can eat without their food being spat in, is beyond me.

15.01.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you are watching on Prime, the quality is amazing. I don't think I've ever seen it look so good. Its a time capsule of a film. β™‘ Enjoy!

01.07.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything is a production. A scam. A show. He can't meet the Devil fast enough for me.

24.06.2025 05:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How many times do you have to communicate that communication is really important to you before you just break up?

23.06.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So. Gross.

22.06.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this. To my core. The weeds know my wrath.

20.06.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As the person who has a running narrative in her head constantly, I am also the person who carries every single conversation around me. Either by instigating it ( you're welcome), or dominating it (I'm sorry). Today, I'm matching energy, and I'm only responding to conversation. Its a silent day.

13.06.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get your ass down there and live stream it. Quit chattering out your ass, man. Show us this alleged violence.

08.06.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it's sure not Melania. Amirite?

29.05.2025 11:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure the word 'ethics' burned his tongue as he spoke.

25.05.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This immediately came to mind. Thank you!!!

24.05.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't remember the last time I looked to CNN for news.

22.05.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the past 36 hours:
-USA Credit rating has dropped
-Trump has threatened Springsteen, Swift, SCOTUS, and Walmart
-Trump has rattled on about groceries
-Tornadoes have devastated parts of the US no longer covered by NWS

…and I’m supposed to care about Joe Biden’s mental acuity in 2023?

GTFOH

18.05.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 1604 πŸ” 393 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 14

people need to internalize, very quickly, that federal research grants are a hypercompetitive contracting process not charity, and that what Uncle Sam gets in return for that money is American dominance in the future

18.05.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 9744 πŸ” 2392 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 127

My new band name is:
747-8 Remote Kill Switch

13.05.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Furiosa approves!

12.05.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0